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I lost 4 pounds in a deluge of blood and shit! Good morning, by the way.

I bet you guys love hearing about my period and pooping and all that good stuff. What can I say, I am a classy broad.

Still can't work out as I am still rocking the tard boot, but I can't eat for the life of me (go go gadget cramps) so I guess it evens out.

Hung out with Nickolas on Saturday night. He bought me a burrito and brought home scary movies for us to watch Then on Sunday we watched a million basketball games, and were general turds. We left the house once to go get chinese food. Hot.

I made a mistake and told him I loved him last night while we were dozing off. I was all, "Love you goodnight zzzzzzzz." Eesh. Whatever. But he cuddled up to me after that so I guess it wasn't that bad of a mistake. I'll just blame it on my period if he says anything about it.

"I DON'T LOVE YOU, I'M BLEEDING AND IRRATIONAL. I CRY AT DOG FOOD COMMERCIALS, I CAN'T BE TRUSTED."

We both know we love each other, but you just don't say things like that, yannow? Ok you probably don't know, but welcome to a day in the life of a relationship with Mary. Moving right along.

I feel like I am doing nothing with my life. I guess I need to study more and be more productive, but it could also be the fact that I really can't do anything right now cus of my ankle and so I am feeling really useless and worthless. I'll figure shit out eventually. I hope.

Today I will clean and do laundry, and possibly go shopping for gym clothes that I won't be able to wear for another week but it will make me feel better, and then I'll probably make cheesecake or something for my dad cus it's his birthday. Actually maybe I will give him a gift certificate to the Cheesecake Factory so he and my mom can go and then I won't be tempted to eat cheesecake. I want to start Body For Life or some sort of insane diet that makes me all ripped, and I highly doubt cake of any sort is going to do that. God I'm brilliant.

Alright, I have nothing left to say as my life is boring and I don't do anything worth writing about. I'll write when I do something cool. In which case, who wants to get drunk with me tonight?

xoxo

P.S. I GET MY SLEEVE FINISHED THIS WEEKEND WOO WOO.

P.P.S I had some crazy dream about boobs and zombies last night, and I woke up in a cold sweat with Mallory (the mini pin) sitting on my head. Awesome.