Good lord, the new girl for today is HOT.
Last night I dreamed about Africa, and running through the jungle away from this giant pig that was chasing me and my 2 gfs. Then it turned into a lesbian threesome in some tropical pool. Everyone was in black shiny string bikinis and we were rubbing each other down with sunscreen, and lets just say I was very sad to wake up this morning. I think the vicodins are giving me very intense dreams. Also, I probably need to get laid again.
*Edit* THE PIG WAS NOT INVOLVED PEOPLE. hahaha.
Ankle is already feeling better a little bit...hopefully by mid next week I can attempt to hit the gym. Probably not smart but I am already freaking out, so it's be gimpy or insane. I choose gimpy.
I think I bit my tongue in my sleep too, because it's sore and it hurts to talk and eat kinda. Great. Now all I have to do is throw in some hot ear biting action and I am ready to ride the short bus.
But on the positive side, it is Friday, and I get to see dude tonight or tomorrow, so yay.
What is everyone doing this weekend?
Last night I dreamed about Africa, and running through the jungle away from this giant pig that was chasing me and my 2 gfs. Then it turned into a lesbian threesome in some tropical pool. Everyone was in black shiny string bikinis and we were rubbing each other down with sunscreen, and lets just say I was very sad to wake up this morning. I think the vicodins are giving me very intense dreams. Also, I probably need to get laid again.
*Edit* THE PIG WAS NOT INVOLVED PEOPLE. hahaha.
Ankle is already feeling better a little bit...hopefully by mid next week I can attempt to hit the gym. Probably not smart but I am already freaking out, so it's be gimpy or insane. I choose gimpy.
I think I bit my tongue in my sleep too, because it's sore and it hurts to talk and eat kinda. Great. Now all I have to do is throw in some hot ear biting action and I am ready to ride the short bus.
But on the positive side, it is Friday, and I get to see dude tonight or tomorrow, so yay.
What is everyone doing this weekend?
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conqueringking:
I got to move...and I'm going to a wedding...Oh, I'm going to use my dream book on your dreams...
kalamity:
i have sex dreams about the same sex alot...wonder what that means? i know it's not actually about the sex...i popped on here to tell you winston is by far a much cuter cat than porkchop....