So my new clients are crazy loaded and so excited about working out they're going out to buy some huge ass gym machine that put the bowflex to shame. 
I love them though, they're wacky and I'm really excited to work with them because they're so serious about losing weight. I really identified with the wife and it's like my personal mission now to help her. She's so sweet. 
I ended up not going to the gym yesterday as I took a nap instead because I told myself I would work out 2x today, so now I am burning new music and then I have to go do cardio and weights, and then go to kickboxing tonight. I feel like such a moo. I am having cravings for the weirdest shit too, like greek food, and pasta, and chocolate cake, and In & Out. No I am not pregnant, that would require me to have gotten laid. (Oh god hurry up and make it be tomorrow already!) I think my body is cravings fats and salts because I've been bad and I have to get over it.
Random Facts About Me: I have a confession to make. I am secretly gloating over the misfortune of someone I don't even know. I know this is terrible and I am going to hell. I don't even know why I felt the urge to share this but I did and now I feel better knowing that everyone knows I'm a jerk.
Random Fact #2: I'm making peanut butter chunk cookies and a burned hip hop CD for my dude to take with him while he goes camping. I think this makes me totally gay. Oh well, I love him. And he digs on me for the fact that I am a gay jerk, so I guess it works out.
Garbage is in my hood right now, so the gym will have to wait until after we hang out. And until after my nose stops bleeding. God damn I am so hot I do not know how all of you are not making the sweet fuck to me.
Fleece.
Update: Went to the gym for 2 hours, then ate Mexican food with Adam. Gotta go back to the gym for sure now tonight. Also gotta clean the car, get to therapy, and take a shower, like right now. BLEAKWSEJLASJDIAJD.
I love them though, they're wacky and I'm really excited to work with them because they're so serious about losing weight. I really identified with the wife and it's like my personal mission now to help her. She's so sweet.
I ended up not going to the gym yesterday as I took a nap instead because I told myself I would work out 2x today, so now I am burning new music and then I have to go do cardio and weights, and then go to kickboxing tonight. I feel like such a moo. I am having cravings for the weirdest shit too, like greek food, and pasta, and chocolate cake, and In & Out. No I am not pregnant, that would require me to have gotten laid. (Oh god hurry up and make it be tomorrow already!) I think my body is cravings fats and salts because I've been bad and I have to get over it.
Random Facts About Me: I have a confession to make. I am secretly gloating over the misfortune of someone I don't even know. I know this is terrible and I am going to hell. I don't even know why I felt the urge to share this but I did and now I feel better knowing that everyone knows I'm a jerk.
Random Fact #2: I'm making peanut butter chunk cookies and a burned hip hop CD for my dude to take with him while he goes camping. I think this makes me totally gay. Oh well, I love him.
And he digs on me for the fact that I am a gay jerk, so I guess it works out.
Garbage is in my hood right now, so the gym will have to wait until after we hang out. And until after my nose stops bleeding. God damn I am so hot I do not know how all of you are not making the sweet fuck to me.
Fleece.
Update: Went to the gym for 2 hours, then ate Mexican food with Adam. Gotta go back to the gym for sure now tonight. Also gotta clean the car, get to therapy, and take a shower, like right now. BLEAKWSEJLASJDIAJD.
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korbendallas:
I'm getting back into the swings of things myself, i've been looking for a boxing trainer, but no freaking luck here. I just wanna train not fight though. Slowly picking up my running again too. I really don't like waking up that early, but i guess i kinda have too. helps start the day off. Go wash your ace!!!
tadzi:
awww dont say that youre a jerk. most people do that. the difference is that you admit its a bad thing to feel. most people would think they are justified in it. i say that puts you ahead.