HEY INTERNET, LIKE OMG GUESS WHAT?!!?
I'm drunk.
After being surrounded by a swamp of sea donkeys and shittalking I am home to make my millionth update of today.
Except there is nothing to update except that I was surrounded by sea donkeys and shittalking. Well, that and I think I got paid the nicest compliment ever by my friend- she told me I was intimidatingly hot. Yeah wrong, but it is a nice alternative to being too mean and dykey looking to ever get hit on.
Not interesting and random useless trivia about me:
-Lamotta called me tonight to apologize for being an assface. I want to know who replaced my bf.
-My first word was CoCo, the name of my crazy grandpa's dog.
-I am superstitious as fuck. Ask me about good luck elephants, yellow lights, lucky cigarettes, shoes on the table, and wishing on the time. And no I do not mean my man Morris Day of Morris Day and the Motherfucking Time. I mean the actual time.
-I can eat enough food for like 3 or 4 people in one sitting. And still wonder where dessert is. And don't fuck with me and dessert, I will kill you and your entire family for a pumpkin pie.
-I didn't wear make-up until 2 years ago. I didn't know how to put it on. God bless my female friends. And god damn the people at MAC.
-I am terrified of maggots.
-I will probably not remember writing this tomorrow.
-I love getting drunkdials.
-I have turned 3 ex bfs gay. Currently working on the 4th.
-I think Christopher Walken is fucking hot.
-Cuddling makes me the happiest panda this side of China.
-I am too busy watching Married With Children right now to think of anything else that is not even remotely interesting.
Fleece out nukkas,
xoxo
Mary Moscow
P.S. I fucking love Brookie. She is the best girlpal a girl could have. Everyone go add her because she fucking rocks like no other ...sinatras_doll
I'm drunk.
After being surrounded by a swamp of sea donkeys and shittalking I am home to make my millionth update of today.
Except there is nothing to update except that I was surrounded by sea donkeys and shittalking. Well, that and I think I got paid the nicest compliment ever by my friend- she told me I was intimidatingly hot. Yeah wrong, but it is a nice alternative to being too mean and dykey looking to ever get hit on.
Not interesting and random useless trivia about me:
-Lamotta called me tonight to apologize for being an assface. I want to know who replaced my bf.
-My first word was CoCo, the name of my crazy grandpa's dog.
-I am superstitious as fuck. Ask me about good luck elephants, yellow lights, lucky cigarettes, shoes on the table, and wishing on the time. And no I do not mean my man Morris Day of Morris Day and the Motherfucking Time. I mean the actual time.
-I can eat enough food for like 3 or 4 people in one sitting. And still wonder where dessert is. And don't fuck with me and dessert, I will kill you and your entire family for a pumpkin pie.
-I didn't wear make-up until 2 years ago. I didn't know how to put it on. God bless my female friends. And god damn the people at MAC.
-I am terrified of maggots.
-I will probably not remember writing this tomorrow.
-I love getting drunkdials.
-I have turned 3 ex bfs gay. Currently working on the 4th.
-I think Christopher Walken is fucking hot.
-Cuddling makes me the happiest panda this side of China.
-I am too busy watching Married With Children right now to think of anything else that is not even remotely interesting.
Fleece out nukkas,
xoxo
Mary Moscow
P.S. I fucking love Brookie. She is the best girlpal a girl could have. Everyone go add her because she fucking rocks like no other ...sinatras_doll
when i was a kid i used to wish on the time too....when all the number on the clock are the same
and your friend, sinatras_doll, is already on my friends list & she does leave the nicest comments