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So last night I uhm, well, didn't quite stick to the whole sobriety thing. I had 2 glasses of wine, 2 beers, and 2 martinis, and a whole lotta klonopins. I also met the Pistachio King of the Pacific Northwest at my best friend Joy's bar, hung out with my old boss, hung out with Mike D, and you guessed it, ate pistachios while trying to convince this man to sell his nuts to Ben & Jerry's because goddamn have any of you had B&J Pistachio Ice cream? It is to DIE for. Anyway.

It was definitely a girl's night out, and definitely what I needed. Granted I feel like a bag of smashed assholes thing morning, and I drunkdialed Nick last night although I'm pretty sure I didn't say anything too bad, and if I did, fuck it who cares, and after I go back to bed for a few hours, me n Adam are going to Mexico.

I also got to make out with pretty girls last night, so I am quite happy about that. Damn ya'll, my friend Karla is fucking HOT. I even got to grab her boob. Things are definitely on the up and up.

Alright, water and back to bed time.