Bleah.
My stomach is still fucked up, I have horrible insomnia, and my new job is making me crazy because I have to do sales and I couldn't sell a lifejacket to a drowning man. Back to school I go. Again. Maybe this time around I'll become a nurse, or a P.E. Teacher. Christ I don't know; I should just apply at a beer factory and hope they hire me to taste test that shit.
In other news, I just spent the last 6 days drunk. I love my dude, but I am going to have to go into detox if this continues. Translation: I've met my match. But this match can carry my ass fireman style into his house and put me in bed when he wins. Wish he was in my bed with me right now, maybe then I could sleep. God I am so gay.
New pix soon. Of me trashed out of my gourd. Good times.
Someone come give me a vicodin.
xoxo
Mary
My stomach is still fucked up, I have horrible insomnia, and my new job is making me crazy because I have to do sales and I couldn't sell a lifejacket to a drowning man. Back to school I go. Again. Maybe this time around I'll become a nurse, or a P.E. Teacher. Christ I don't know; I should just apply at a beer factory and hope they hire me to taste test that shit.
In other news, I just spent the last 6 days drunk. I love my dude, but I am going to have to go into detox if this continues. Translation: I've met my match. But this match can carry my ass fireman style into his house and put me in bed when he wins. Wish he was in my bed with me right now, maybe then I could sleep. God I am so gay.
New pix soon. Of me trashed out of my gourd. Good times.
Someone come give me a vicodin.
xoxo
Mary
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