COBURG, OR
I've decided on a plan for the first major movement of the Revolution.
Yes the time is near.
We will start by slowly buying up land along the uninhabited stretches of the west coast. We will force out our non-like-minded neighbors, with loud music, drug use, and wildly colored hair. We will then be able to cheaply buy their properties until we can claim all of the west coast as our own. We will then secede from the US with a Declaration of Independence which simply states that we no longer need their help in running our lives. Then we can form our own non-invasive "government" and call our new country some clever name that means we are free and want to be left alone. I haven't figured out a name yet, but I've come up with, Free Unified Citizens Knowingly Opposing Federal Fascism. No, the name doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, but I think it makes a point.
...ok, I've spent way too much time on this delusion, and if you read all that you have too. I wrote it...what's your excuse?
And now, to really waste your time
go PLAY this silly game
One more thing about the road trip
Even though I drove 3255 miles in our 10 day trip, I wasn't the only one driving.
suzy_kabloozy drove me crazy with her camera phone in my face
She also drove me crazy while we were in Weed, Ca., but I'm not sure if she'll let me post those pics.
I've decided on a plan for the first major movement of the Revolution.
Yes the time is near.
We will start by slowly buying up land along the uninhabited stretches of the west coast. We will force out our non-like-minded neighbors, with loud music, drug use, and wildly colored hair. We will then be able to cheaply buy their properties until we can claim all of the west coast as our own. We will then secede from the US with a Declaration of Independence which simply states that we no longer need their help in running our lives. Then we can form our own non-invasive "government" and call our new country some clever name that means we are free and want to be left alone. I haven't figured out a name yet, but I've come up with, Free Unified Citizens Knowingly Opposing Federal Fascism. No, the name doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, but I think it makes a point.
...ok, I've spent way too much time on this delusion, and if you read all that you have too. I wrote it...what's your excuse?
And now, to really waste your time
go PLAY this silly game
One more thing about the road trip
Even though I drove 3255 miles in our 10 day trip, I wasn't the only one driving.
suzy_kabloozy drove me crazy with her camera phone in my face
She also drove me crazy while we were in Weed, Ca., but I'm not sure if she'll let me post those pics.
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pls tell her that the internet surely doesn't work when she uses a pliers
she knows what i mean
F.