viator

SALT LAKE CITY, UT

I've been kidnapped by Mormons. They're holding me hostage until I give up coffee. I could be here a long time.

Stuck in SLC, my work assignments to get back to LA keep getting cancelled.
Now, I have to wait until tomorrow to try again.
Oh well, at least the weather's nice, and I certainly am not against a lazy day every now and then.
I just really want to make it home by Tuesday night.

So, on the lighter side of things.
Check out these T-Shirts.
For the clicking imparied, here are some I like.

"SORRY, I'd rather masturbate"
"There are many ways to say I Love You, but fucking is the fastest"
"Your girlfriend makes a great breakfast"
"I'd eat ya" or "I'd fuck me"
and not for me, but I like it, "Pierced in places you'd like to lick"

There are a bunch of others, so don't be a lazy ass, go check 'em out for yourself.

DO THIS! please
Commit multiple acts of anonymous random kindness. When people try to thank you, stop them, and tell them to do something nice for someone else. Kind of a "pay it forward" thing. I do it a lot.

Vacation - 34 days and counting

Tuesday night - 2 days ( i hope )