venal_polish

NOT HAPPY JAN

i was accosted by two particularly nasty forms of
life on my way to uni this morning...

1) guys in cars...WHATS THE FUCKING DEAL.
powertripping spineless little fucktwats. next time
some one beeps at me and says rude shit out the
window i swear im ripping off one of my big mofo
steel caps and hurling it into their fucking windscreen
and giving them a nice big finger. klasdgjaslpj eat my
shoe

2) little children that stare...some fat little bastard was
trying to stare me down with a green snot bubble
quivering in and out of one of his crustified nostrils...
it irked me so...i cant deal with children...ill stare
any mean bastard down but im defenseless infront
of things that are smaller than me...snotty little
children and happylittlegaybo animals...

cunting bloody tuesday. so over it.
i want to stick my whole frikn head in a bucket
bong and DIE.

and dagnabbit...sofia bloody coppola is putting me
to shame...damn her and her similar nameage....
and while im at it...sofia loren can bugger off too...
(...i was named after that big breasted
beautiful puttana...but im sure as hell not living up to
the bustyness)

praise be....

p.s. the fruits of yesterdays drunken ramblings
will be posted up here tomorrow...my friend jane & i
took the day off work/uni to celebrate the emergence
of spring at some random suburban beach...
bought a slab of beer and stole 3 mills and boon
novels from a news agent...pranced around on the
rocks scantily clad...reading the juicy bits aloud...oh
the looks we got...anyway ive decided that writing
lurid trash is my calling...just you wait...it'll be
AWESOME.
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themightymeloramuse