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This time of the year is so much of a stress.... meh
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torturegarden:
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Konigstiger
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odds & sods
Sorry to be suck a slackass after that burst of writing last week... Reality has come back into check and I have now re-entered the utterly depressing world of the Kodak workforce. Two new faces and all the same "polital" bullshit of the mutinational just plain sucks ass.
Four days on and thinking back on Saturdays' meet brings me smile; you're alls so cool, I...
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Four days on and thinking back on Saturdays' meet brings me smile; you're alls so cool, I...
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satanikaf:
Thankyou for saying nice stuff, Oh Lovely Haired One. The last few weeks I've been very conscious of my appearance for the first time ever - usually I don't give it that much thought!
I was going to say "you can blow smoke up my ass anytime, baby" but then I thought about the logistics involved and it made me giggle like a foo'
I was going to say "you can blow smoke up my ass anytime, baby" but then I thought about the logistics involved and it made me giggle like a foo'
venal_polish:
hello darling...just popping in to say hi. and now im popping out again to get beer.
hugs
hugs
I missed out on my chess-playing nite down at my local last nite; I'm so jacked! Things have been so fucking hectic and draining here of late that I was soo looking forward to doing some drinking and hard thinking/tactics.
I am so not wanting to go back to work on Monday
I am so not wanting to go back to work on Monday
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venal_polish:
i always mess those two up.
illbillzillbub:
you're being fully chatty lately homeboy,and thats a good thing.
...and thus, a relaxing sunday arvo has been shattered.
I have just had orders barked at me to "...go and find a birthday cake..." *insert goosestep and "seig heil!" here*
It just doen't pay to get ones ass out of bed sometimes...and I WAS having such lovely dreams of my kittie-cat, Fudgie. I haven't seem him in SOOO long. I miss him like a doting...
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I have just had orders barked at me to "...go and find a birthday cake..." *insert goosestep and "seig heil!" here*
It just doen't pay to get ones ass out of bed sometimes...and I WAS having such lovely dreams of my kittie-cat, Fudgie. I haven't seem him in SOOO long. I miss him like a doting...
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venal_polish:
aheartacheisntallthatlives
venal_polish:
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm an attitude??
im inebriated. i dont have time for enter.
im inebriated. i dont have time for enter.
Wednesday morning.
A week and a half remaining of my four weeks removed from that vacuum Kodak, that I call an employer. I am so not wanting to go back and do the "responsible" real-world thing. As much as I have been bored to tears at times on my well-needed removasl, I am becoming fond of this sloth-like existance...
It has been an absolute godsend...
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A week and a half remaining of my four weeks removed from that vacuum Kodak, that I call an employer. I am so not wanting to go back and do the "responsible" real-world thing. As much as I have been bored to tears at times on my well-needed removasl, I am becoming fond of this sloth-like existance...
It has been an absolute godsend...
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guinness_fiend:
If im there we can get blind and do our best Chuck Schuldiner impressions screaming along to Leprosy and Pull The Plug.
THERE IS NO HOPE WHY DONT YOU
PULL THE PLUG
THERE IS NO HOPE WHY DONT YOU
PULL THE PLUG
guinness_fiend:
Possibly something like Corporal Jigsore Quandry if you're lucky.
...still in the area Queenie? Bosom would be very-well appreciated at this juncture
venal_polish:
forgive me kind sir...i did not realise that you yourself were a player of this contraption you call "bass"...on that note i shall promptly re-asses my opinion on the topic...because, if your profile picture is anything to go by, you are indeed, as you put it "angelic, poised and dapper". i am a novice in the ways of the bass...maybe master stoopidhead can impart some of his knowledge unto me one day.
as for the gels...my theory does not stretch as far as sean yseult (almost*) however...she does not stir my loins...but i do respect her as a goddessguru type figure. yaaw i guess ive just never had a thing for blondes.
as for queenie i suggest you back off harry...cos that bitch is all mine...we may be able to work out some sort of sharing system with fiona however.
as for the gels...my theory does not stretch as far as sean yseult (almost*) however...she does not stir my loins...but i do respect her as a goddessguru type figure. yaaw i guess ive just never had a thing for blondes.
as for queenie i suggest you back off harry...cos that bitch is all mine...we may be able to work out some sort of sharing system with fiona however.
venal_polish:
xx-bottom-end-chromosomed-providers? it has never been put so beautifully.
i am particularly well educated THANKYOUVERYMUCH and am highly suspicous of your intended connotations...
if my assumptions are correct then i should like to inform you that despite my current sexual orientation i have had my share of the buffet...if you will.
stoopidhead is merely a term of endearment...much like pumpkinhead, raggamuffin, or fuckface.
as for our darling little fi (what a lucky girl she is!) it goes without saying that we share her norty bits...provided you are hygenic with the girl and std-free...i do however lay exclusive claim to all her chubby bits...i find the girl too damn skinny it almost makes me .
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i am particularly well educated THANKYOUVERYMUCH and am highly suspicous of your intended connotations...
if my assumptions are correct then i should like to inform you that despite my current sexual orientation i have had my share of the buffet...if you will.
stoopidhead is merely a term of endearment...much like pumpkinhead, raggamuffin, or fuckface.
as for our darling little fi (what a lucky girl she is!) it goes without saying that we share her norty bits...provided you are hygenic with the girl and std-free...i do however lay exclusive claim to all her chubby bits...i find the girl too damn skinny it almost makes me
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Christ, I'm bored!
Why can't some overly buxom, well-pierced goddess rock up on my doorstep & forcingly place my head between her bosom???!!!
I am becoming a recluse...
Why can't some overly buxom, well-pierced goddess rock up on my doorstep & forcingly place my head between her bosom???!!!
I am becoming a recluse...
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venal_polish:
ok you've managed to confuse me yet again. did you mean to write dicks? if so i couldnt agree less...while bass players are indeed unsung hero's there's generally a reason for it (ie. theyre ugly).on the other hand if you had meant to write chicks...i couldnt agree more..."girl on bass" is synonymous with "muthrfukkn sexy as". was it ever about the music?
as for fiona
i sent her over as soon as i could
as for fiona
i sent her over as soon as i could
60ftqueenie:
damn those mushies!! I told you I didnt want them!
Four weeks off from work seemed like such a great idea at the time when I put in for them. Grandious ideas of going to Canada and having the time of my life with a school teacher friend that I met a few years ago.
Now all fallen in a heap due to my severe lack of organisational skills, I am at home having watched...
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Now all fallen in a heap due to my severe lack of organisational skills, I am at home having watched...
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xxxxx hope you're good though...