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I think I'm gonna follow this advice an extremely juicy girl told me ---

DON'T GIVE TO TAKERS; GIVE TO GIVERS.

I am an enabler. I am capable. Im tired of being a rental. Store is closed. John isnt for rent anymore. Buy me or get the fuck out of my kitchen.


Q: If you had one word to describe me what would it be?
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jennifer:
that is some good advice!
one word = Awesome!
xip:
I figured I was getting too flirtatious and if my boyfriend saw that comment he may pout around for a few hours, and those are a few hours he could be drillin me, so I can't have that.

If I ever make it on the big sticky wet silver screen my pseudonym will be Hollywood McTrashy.
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May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door.

To please himself only the cat purrs. --- Irish Proverb
I LIKE that one....

Well that last journal update was depressing....

St.Patrick's Day is tomorrow and I'm off on Friday. DrinkDrankDrunk. Should be fun. My family (grandparents)are from Ireland...
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adelina:
Hiiiii hiii hiiiii just saying hello. ooo aaa
leiraxariel:
hehehe, that picture is hilarious biggrin
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Poker Tournament tonight. Party afterwards in Philly. Make sure you see Micaela!!! She is choice!!! And wildly smart.......



Tell me a story.
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xip:
Oh yeth... you asked me why my boyfriend is significantly more quiet than I am. That would not be his fault. He is about as loud as I've ever heard a guy get. Sometimes louder. But I am the queen of orgasm yodels.
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lesleyslenning:
i can't think of a story but here is a bok

surreal
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I wouldnt recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they work for me.--- Hunter S. Thompson

Friday? Friday? There you are, you sonovabitch!!! I thought maybe you forgot about me. Your friends Wednesday & Thursday are a bunch of assheads. Fuck them. Friday ol pal, you & me are gonna tear it up! This is the first weekend in a while with nothing...
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jovia:
dammit! i meant to click your name to reply to your comment, but i totally hit "delete". sonuvabitch!

anyway, that picture was beautiful and only made me even more nostalgic for all the things i've never seen. but i'll get there someday, don't you worry.

in the cardboard box? i think there are some rotten cranberries and maybe some baking soda.
glamdreamer:
I know it's not friday, but I like these questions.

Where do you wanna be right now?
Here is good, but I'd rather be at the beach.

Name three things in your fridge.
Water, lentils, butter.

What was your worst sex injury?
uh, don't remember

What do you wanna be in your next life?
A woman again. Or a man who dresses as a woman.
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glamdreamer:
thanks for your kind comment and warm welcome! your photos are interesting too, it looks cold in your part of the world...
ragefilledmuffin:
Yeah we're pretty much frozen here. So what do we do--order pizza and watch the Ashlee Simpson show. Shoulda rented a movie on the way home from work.