vampirate

Those who can, do; those who can't, blog (see footnote 1).

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1. Inspiration: all the Jealous Haters(TM) out there. I'm sorry that you are too ugly and uncreative to have your own fun and too bitter about it to enjoy the fun of others (see footnote 1a).
1a. Nah, I'm not really that sorry. You guys suck.