I shave my butthole using a complex system of mirrors, a razor, and contorting my left leg in a comproming position in a slippery tub while holding myself up with the right. I have not fallen yet, but if I did, it would look like I have tried to commit suicide via the crotch. I will shave yours for you if you trust me with a razor there...
you're tellin me! bombshell decided we weren't going about 26 hours before we were scheduled to hit the road. its kinda a long story but basically some shit was going down and she didn't feel good about it. but its all ok cause we are going to start focusing more on our own show which will be ten times better. i'm bummed a bit but i'm moving soon and it just means i can get the ball rollin sooner ya know?
xoxo Alexis