Me: Strong like oak. Long like pine. Fast like cheetah.
Him: You speak in riddles wrapped in enigmas hidden in enchiladas.
Me: Cheesy like enchilada.
Him: You got that right.
Me: Besides, I prefer my enigmas wrapped in sweater vests.
Him: What?
Me: ENCHILADABEAVERFISHPIEOMGONE!
Him: GO DOWN ON ME!!!1111 I HATE YOU!!!111
Him: You speak in riddles wrapped in enigmas hidden in enchiladas.
Me: Cheesy like enchilada.
Him: You got that right.
Me: Besides, I prefer my enigmas wrapped in sweater vests.
Him: What?
Me: ENCHILADABEAVERFISHPIEOMGONE!
Him: GO DOWN ON ME!!!1111 I HATE YOU!!!111
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-Dante