Buzzhum tagged me for that journal thing. Fine, fine.
1) I have had malaria.
2) My first girlfriend cheated on me three times. Twice with guys. Suck!
3) She was also quite bad in bed.
4) My first cat was called Mushroom McGee.
5) Today my ex sent me flowers. I really hate excessive and inappropriate gifts.
6) I fall in love too easily. So I'm hardening up and being and Ethical Slut (thanks thefuckoffkid).
7) I have serious trust issues with men. A guy who was as close as a brother to me decided to try to seduce me last year (and being in a very bad place, I consented). Later in the 'relationship' he almost strangled me by not respecting the safe word.
8) I get really pissed off with myself if I don't get straight A-s.
9) I find it very very difficult to make female friends, so when I do I'm as close to them as sisters, and can count them on one hand.
10) I find it very easy to make male friends. I'm a geek!
11) I lost my virginity to a cunt. He's a funny cunt, and we're still kindof friends, but a cunt none-the-less. Traditional, non?
12) If I don't run everyday I get crotchety and want to hit things.
13) When I was young I used to rip the heads off barbie dolls and stuff them with flamable things.
14) I'm only growing my hair because my hairdresser retired. She's cut my hair since I've been having haircuts. NO ONE else touches my hair.
15) Once, I wore socks during sex. It felt decadent.
16) Silicone boobs really repluse me.
17) Men talking about sci-fi with me (particularly if they can discuss B5 and Farscape episodes in detail) is so hot...
18) But even hotter if it's a (lesbian) woman...
19) When I was seven I got 3rd degree burns to 80% of my body (basically everywhere but my head and one bit of my back). I'm not scarred. Which is odd, so odd I'm in medical text books as the freak girl with the excessively regenerating skin. My specialist basically said "miracle. Be thankful." And after a year in a body suit, I am...
20) This means I really really think I should have adamantium grafted to me. So awesome...
I think I'll tag larina, baudot and.... disturbed_13. So I'll go tell them...
DEAR EX-BOYFRIEND. I AM INFORMED THAT YOU ARE EITHER A) 'KEEPING AN EYE' ON MY JOURNAL ENTRIES, OR B) HAVE HACKED MY ACCOUNT. BOTH OPTIONS ARE HIGHLY PATHETIC. I AM ADVISED TO LEAN TOWARD OPTION B DUE TO YOUR COMMENTS REGARDING THE FACT THAT APPARENTLY WHAT I HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR BREAKUP IS NOT WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN IN HERE, AND ANY DETAILS I HAVE WRITTEN IN HERE ARE FOR MEMBERS ONLY VIEW. ALSO, YOU TEXTED MY EX-BOYFRIEND NOW-FRIEND FOR INFO ABOUT MY CURRENT LIFE? PLEASE DON'T HASSLE MY FRIENDS, YOU WILL MERELY EMBARASS YOURSELF. I HAD HOPED WE COULD BE FRIENDS, BUT THIS IS LOOKING LESS AND LESS LIKELY. I NEVER TOLD YOU WE WOULD GET BACK TOGETHER, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THIS IDEA. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN THIS AT ALL. I AM SORRY THAT YOU ARE HURT, BUT AM EQUALLY SORRY THAT YOU APPEAR TO THINK US BREAKING UP WAS DUE TO MY STRESS OVER EXAMS, OR SOME OTHER SUCH TRIPE, RATHER THAN THE REAL ISSUES WE WERE HAVING. I CAN MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION THANK YOU VERY MUCH. TEXTING ME AT 11PM ON THE NIGHT BEFORE MY TWO VERY IMPORTANT EXAMS WITH A MESSAGE IN WHICH YOU REFER TO ME AS 'YOUR LADY' IS NOT COOL, ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU PROMISED TO RESPECT MY NEED TO STUDY IN A STRESS-FREE MANNER. WE BOTH HAVE TO MOVE ON, DO NOT CONTACT ME AGAIN UNLESS YOU CAN BE ADULT AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT WE ARE PERMANENTLY BROKEN UP. YES, I AM VERY PISSED OFF. HOW EVER DID YOU NOTICE?
1) I have had malaria.
2) My first girlfriend cheated on me three times. Twice with guys. Suck!
3) She was also quite bad in bed.
4) My first cat was called Mushroom McGee.
5) Today my ex sent me flowers. I really hate excessive and inappropriate gifts.
6) I fall in love too easily. So I'm hardening up and being and Ethical Slut (thanks thefuckoffkid).
7) I have serious trust issues with men. A guy who was as close as a brother to me decided to try to seduce me last year (and being in a very bad place, I consented). Later in the 'relationship' he almost strangled me by not respecting the safe word.
8) I get really pissed off with myself if I don't get straight A-s.
9) I find it very very difficult to make female friends, so when I do I'm as close to them as sisters, and can count them on one hand.
10) I find it very easy to make male friends. I'm a geek!
11) I lost my virginity to a cunt. He's a funny cunt, and we're still kindof friends, but a cunt none-the-less. Traditional, non?
12) If I don't run everyday I get crotchety and want to hit things.
13) When I was young I used to rip the heads off barbie dolls and stuff them with flamable things.
14) I'm only growing my hair because my hairdresser retired. She's cut my hair since I've been having haircuts. NO ONE else touches my hair.
15) Once, I wore socks during sex. It felt decadent.
16) Silicone boobs really repluse me.
17) Men talking about sci-fi with me (particularly if they can discuss B5 and Farscape episodes in detail) is so hot...
18) But even hotter if it's a (lesbian) woman...
19) When I was seven I got 3rd degree burns to 80% of my body (basically everywhere but my head and one bit of my back). I'm not scarred. Which is odd, so odd I'm in medical text books as the freak girl with the excessively regenerating skin. My specialist basically said "miracle. Be thankful." And after a year in a body suit, I am...
20) This means I really really think I should have adamantium grafted to me. So awesome...
I think I'll tag larina, baudot and.... disturbed_13. So I'll go tell them...
DEAR EX-BOYFRIEND. I AM INFORMED THAT YOU ARE EITHER A) 'KEEPING AN EYE' ON MY JOURNAL ENTRIES, OR B) HAVE HACKED MY ACCOUNT. BOTH OPTIONS ARE HIGHLY PATHETIC. I AM ADVISED TO LEAN TOWARD OPTION B DUE TO YOUR COMMENTS REGARDING THE FACT THAT APPARENTLY WHAT I HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR BREAKUP IS NOT WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN IN HERE, AND ANY DETAILS I HAVE WRITTEN IN HERE ARE FOR MEMBERS ONLY VIEW. ALSO, YOU TEXTED MY EX-BOYFRIEND NOW-FRIEND FOR INFO ABOUT MY CURRENT LIFE? PLEASE DON'T HASSLE MY FRIENDS, YOU WILL MERELY EMBARASS YOURSELF. I HAD HOPED WE COULD BE FRIENDS, BUT THIS IS LOOKING LESS AND LESS LIKELY. I NEVER TOLD YOU WE WOULD GET BACK TOGETHER, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THIS IDEA. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN THIS AT ALL. I AM SORRY THAT YOU ARE HURT, BUT AM EQUALLY SORRY THAT YOU APPEAR TO THINK US BREAKING UP WAS DUE TO MY STRESS OVER EXAMS, OR SOME OTHER SUCH TRIPE, RATHER THAN THE REAL ISSUES WE WERE HAVING. I CAN MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION THANK YOU VERY MUCH. TEXTING ME AT 11PM ON THE NIGHT BEFORE MY TWO VERY IMPORTANT EXAMS WITH A MESSAGE IN WHICH YOU REFER TO ME AS 'YOUR LADY' IS NOT COOL, ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU PROMISED TO RESPECT MY NEED TO STUDY IN A STRESS-FREE MANNER. WE BOTH HAVE TO MOVE ON, DO NOT CONTACT ME AGAIN UNLESS YOU CAN BE ADULT AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT WE ARE PERMANENTLY BROKEN UP. YES, I AM VERY PISSED OFF. HOW EVER DID YOU NOTICE?
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As someone said, most of our emotional reactions ahve nothing to do with logic, or with how we want to feel or expect to feel or think we "should" feel.
What would your superhero/mutant name be?
I am sorry about the toubles with the Ex. People can be such assholes sometimes.
[Edited on Nov 03, 2005 8:28AM]