If you'll kindly direct your attention to your left, you'll notice a brand new post-modern masterpiece in the world of zany profile pics. Okay, it's not crazy new, because it's been there for a couple of days, but it's still not totally sane new either. I chose this particular piece because I believe it depicts me as a master of my own fate. I also think it conveys a simple message: no matter how low you are on the evolutionary scale, you'll always be better than the person located directly under your ass.
So news from last week is as follows:
- Career: A series of bizzare events yesterday eventually lead to me appearing in a commercial. It took me by surprise seeing as how I have no desire to ever be in front of the camera and the camera has no desire to see my fat-ass in front of it. At any rate, look out for my debut as impossibly fast blurry waiter number 1.
- Entertainment: In order to defend our titles as World's Shittiest Movies fans, NBK66 and I went on a date to see Walking Tall starring The Rock and co-starring The Rock's arms. In order to pacify our minds and assist our suspension of disbelief, NBK66 brought beers. All I have to say about the film is that it's barely over an hour in duration. Take that however you want. I also learned that as a couple, NBK66 and I could kick any ass you care to mention.
- Culture & Lifestyle: I think I left the house probably two times last weekend. I went to the city not at all. Despite what you may think, it was NOT because I was working on something amazingly cool. I was, in fact, playing the shit out of Fight Night 2004 for the X-Box. My custom boxer Boom Blastico is now heavyweight champion of the world and I am now heavyweight champion of sitting on my ass as it expands to heart-seazing proportions.
- The Future is Now!: Tonight I'm going back to my girlfriend's gym to once again beat the trash out of it's members in kickboxing.
So news from last week is as follows:
- Career: A series of bizzare events yesterday eventually lead to me appearing in a commercial. It took me by surprise seeing as how I have no desire to ever be in front of the camera and the camera has no desire to see my fat-ass in front of it. At any rate, look out for my debut as impossibly fast blurry waiter number 1.
- Entertainment: In order to defend our titles as World's Shittiest Movies fans, NBK66 and I went on a date to see Walking Tall starring The Rock and co-starring The Rock's arms. In order to pacify our minds and assist our suspension of disbelief, NBK66 brought beers. All I have to say about the film is that it's barely over an hour in duration. Take that however you want. I also learned that as a couple, NBK66 and I could kick any ass you care to mention.
- Culture & Lifestyle: I think I left the house probably two times last weekend. I went to the city not at all. Despite what you may think, it was NOT because I was working on something amazingly cool. I was, in fact, playing the shit out of Fight Night 2004 for the X-Box. My custom boxer Boom Blastico is now heavyweight champion of the world and I am now heavyweight champion of sitting on my ass as it expands to heart-seazing proportions.
- The Future is Now!: Tonight I'm going back to my girlfriend's gym to once again beat the trash out of it's members in kickboxing.
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