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The second-to-first words addressed to me personally on this site came from this man. Being a clueless and bitter noob (read the thread), I had planned to respond with "Ooh, I've been corrected by a cult of personality." Contemporaries will note that I meant this sarcastically because I wasn't aware of the facts. Z defines SG humor at its best.

From al

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You be are making sure that we are no to be thinking that you is doing yourself off the ass of your own self?



Is this like "why would a team so awesome that it has the name of the word in its name..."?

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You be are making sure that we are no to be thinking that you is doing yourself off the ass of your own self?

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I hope you realize that, in the testimonial below, the substance that Al is metaphorically doing off a hooker's ass actually started out as Al herself. She's pedophilically, autorhinocannibalistically dosing herself.

From al

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In addition to being hilarious, Z is also a great friend. He's always there when I need an ear to bitch in and makes me feel like a million bucks that's been fried in butter and dipped in chocolate and shot out of a cannon and through a ring of flame which is then cooled into a solid chunk by a fine spray of Corona and chopped up into lines by Johnny Depp which I do off a 14-year-old Thai hooker's ass.

I love Z.

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Well well, my arch nemisis, what can I say about you. I STOL YO MAN BEOTCH.

It was loverly meeting you and I look forward to future battles.

xoxo

From beatrice

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UNNECESSARYZ is teh shit. i like to drop by his journal from time to time and objectify him: he is one fine piece of ass. i also feel priviledged that he has my phone number, even though he has never used it.

From amitabha

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UnnezecccazryZZZ or however you spell his name is pretty cool for a half mexican half black duck.

He'd be way cooler if he'd stop biting my comic style, and be original for once. BOW TO TEH AMITABHA!

From al

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I don't know all that much about this guy, but I think he's what I like to call a "ho". Wait, no, that's not right, I think I meant "comedic genius". Yeah. No. I meant "ho". I shouldn't second guess myself like that.

But anyway, this guy makes me laugh so hard it hurts. Then I can't stop laughing and the next day my face is all mangled from all the smiling in my sleep. It gives me wrinkles.

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I'm finally writing the testimonial that UnZ has deserved for so long.

He's the uber-ninja of SG, slicing through his opponents with a single well chosen word or turn of phrase. Loved by his friends, feared by his enemies and respected by all.

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He really is as smooth as he portrays himself to be; and unfortunately, a lot less homosexual. He is the Master Spooner, and not only will he let you use his computer, log his name off of SG so you can sign in with your own, but he'll give you Kool-Aid and popcorn.

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Whenever I come across a post that's so damn funny I crap my pants, 90% of the time his name is attached to it.

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Screw hot naked chicks putting their hands in each other's vaginas, UnnecessaryZ is the best reason to join Suicide Girls.

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there is no one better to drunkenly rub my crotch on than zach.

i just want your body, baby, from dusk til dawn.