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Monday Apr 05, 2004

Apr 5, 2004
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Things that Rock

-Today is the day I took a little piece of myself back from The Man because today, I mailed the last check for my outstanding student loan balance. I thought the same thing last month, but for some reason I received a bill for eleven cents last week. I don't know if this is the system's way of keeping me on the inside by charging me interest on that amount until it's a billion dollars, but I decided to mail them a check for a whole dollar along with a note that said "Don't ever fucking call me for bullshit ass alumni donations or else I'll fill your ear with America's finest examples of swearing."

- The Interpol CD is an excellent soundtrack for sweet fucking.

- Hellboy is an awesome movie. I'll willingly accept Blade II as a legit piece of filmmaking if this is the result. I'm just kidding, I've owned Blade II since it first came out on DVD.

- The day I was born gets celebrated this month. You should all remember to kiss me on the cheek. Save those kisses for the other cheeks if you forget!

- The Yin Yang Twins. Is there better music for walking? Maybe. Is there better music for punching somebody in the face with a roll of quarters? No.

- I don't know if I've said it lately, but I love you. Yeah, that's right. You.

Things that not-so-rock

- The city of NY smelled an open slot where my student loan payment use to be, so it graciously filled it with a tax bill and a mouthful of shit.

- Just to show me that it wasn't messing around, the city of NY also gave me a sixty dollar fine for doubling up on a subway turnstyle. Then the city let me know that I was lucky I didn't get arrested. I thought about telling the city that it was lucky I didn't slap it in the mouth for raising the fare so fucking high, but I thought better of it since the city also happened to be packing heat.

- The city is apparently not willing to take responsibility for letting five of it's finest jump my brother and his friends for no reason, cuff them, empty their pockets, then tell them "go the fuck home." I suppose I should thank the city for dealing with it's dramatic increase in roaving gangs of harmless walkers.

- Basically NYC can stuff all of my dick in it's mouth and do it's best to get the balls too, because it sucks hard this month.
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dunx:
You're now on my list of "People That Totally Don't Suck." It's a very prestigious group...and stuff. You'll be receiving a plaque in the mail any day now.
Apr 12, 2004
lx:
You don't love me. You never call, you barely read my journals. Don't you give me that shit. That isn't love mister...

On a sidenote, that kicks ass that you paid off your student loan.

And back to love... You don't love me... Bitch...
Apr 12, 2004

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