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Things I learned this weekend

- After watching "The Last Samurai", I have discovered that I'm way better at reviewing movies before I actually see them than I am after sleeping through them.

- It turns out that needing sleep to function properly was NOT a lie created by motivational speakers to help us nurture our imaginations.

- My arrival at a party signals awkward silences and darting glances which is only trumped by my absence, which prompts all surrounding pants to leave their owner's bodies and find new homes away from sexual activity.

- Teenager's natural body oder sticks to Playstation controllers and affects my overall gaming performance. Namely, my ability to not die.

- It's actually possible for an airport to suck even more than usual, all you have to do is be there at five in the morning after a night of drinking.

- I'm not too mature or sophisticated for physical comedy. I.E. - drunken hipsters falling and landing on their necks. Even better if they're really mad afterwards.

- Trying to act cool while buying weed for my visiting dad when I've never even smoked it makes me feel like a bitch-ass narc pig.

- SGNY is pretty fucking cool sometimes.