unkyjar

Woke up this morning feeling crappy. Not because of the drinking last night, though it probably didn't help, but because I'm a spoiled boy. I want to be surrounded by fun, beautiful women and be able to go home with one of 'em.

So many of my crushes showed up at the party last night, not a one showed a lick of interest. I dunno, I'm ready to give up on all of my crushes.

Lemme get it down and out of my head finally, sorry if I'm being all whiney and emo, but this is cathartic for me.

I spends most of my time pining after women, most of whom are friends of mine. They are friends of mine because I think they're neat people. They all seem oblivious of my feelings, dispite my flirtations, and the real kicker is that I've told one point blank that I've got a crush on her and she still acts like she's oblivous.

I mean, if you know someone has a crush on you and you don't have any intrest in them that way, JUST FUCKING TELL THEM. Don't let them chill there, twisting in the fuckin wind.

And the worst part is the cliche I'm about to use, explaining to the world how these girls don't know what the hell they're missing.

There is a major flaw in my technique of trying to become friends and actually know a girl before I try and sleep with her.



Oh, now's the point where I come across as an asshole:

I can't wait to just curl up in my girlfriend's arms tonight, and tell her all about my insecurities and my frustrations with these girls. She helps my confidence, it's too bad she can't explain why these ladies don't see what she does.

Most of all, I'd like to enlist her aid in seducing these girls, and maybe I will....now that I think about it tonight is going to be the first time she's met most of my crushes. Hmm... maybe the day won't be so bad after all.