undershaker

Late update:

Tuesday eve, squired Lola, a Spaniard staying with one of mum's co-workers for several weeks this summer, about MKE. Drove her down to the east-side, took in a lite- to medium-supper at West Bank, and saw Dark Water -- which was surprisingly good -- at AMC.

It wasn't a date, but it was enough of one that I got some practice in (trying...
Read More

It is rare to find that which is bigger than oneself so early in life. I am only twenty-five, three years out of university, two years removed from Peace Corps... I am still working two jobs, to get various loans (student, auto) and bills (credit card (1, total)) paid off. But, I know that which next to it, I am little more than a fleck...
Read More

Phase II of Operation: Cock-block has commenced. I stated anew my interest, obliquely but pointedly (odd how that is), in sharing drinks with the lady behind the grocer's register, and chittered away about a bit more than that, even dropping a reference to the (misogynist?; I think not, but most disagree with me) end of the "Nothin' but a G' Thang" video to unstilted giggles...
Read More

Я сошла с ума

Я сошла с ума, я сошла с ума
Мне нужна она, мне нужна она
Я сошла с ума, я сошла с ума
Мне нужна она, мне нужна она

Я СО-ШЛА С У-МА

Меня полностью нет,
Абсолютно всерьез.
Ситуация help.

(I wish I understood Russian.)

By the time you figure out
why your record ain' spinnin'
I'll be in the strip-club smokin'
with President Clinton

So step aside when you see
the long side-burns and goatee
They made the mold of the penis enlarger
off me
I'm in the other room when I hit from the back
and just to let you know
my refridgerator's taller than Shaq

(Just in...
Read More

Jilarity.

Oh, yes, and I apologize I havn't updated in an age. But, I have been thinking too much on, a, Jen, my Jen, from Illinois, and, b, my next story.

Poyce!

you better step back 'cause here comes the crazy gringo...

and if you [still decide] to fuck with the gringo, you better go get your boys

I apologize for going nigh one month sans update. But, things have gotten harried, and hairy, in my part. And, I loved it too much to pull away/out and say something on Suicide Girls about it.

You prolly know...
Read More

My arch-nemesis is now not just an husband (to a "gorgeous punk-rawk princess!") but baby-father. And, yes, he's twenty-six, and, yes, he always had a way with the ladies, of burrowing into their hearts and stealing away with piece (he had that killer instinct that I have always lacked (and probably always will), and even though he would never admit his good fortune), but, damn......
Read More

In past week-and-an-half, I have seen two films at the posh east-side Landmark franchise cineplices (plural of cineplex, no? such that vertex becomes vertices, and fornex becomes fornices, should not cineplex be cineplices, in the plural?), Schultze gets the blues and Off the map. I enjoyed each immeasurably, the first as expected (known?) I would, the second after entering with some trepidation (I was...
Read More