Today is going to feel awfully long, but it won't kill me. Or you.
I did an amazing combination of jack and shit yesterday. It all started with me skipping class, later involved doing laundry and reading The Ethical Slut, and was topped off by two- that's right, two naps.
Rather than balance out each and every day with a combination of excitement and...
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I did an amazing combination of jack and shit yesterday. It all started with me skipping class, later involved doing laundry and reading The Ethical Slut, and was topped off by two- that's right, two naps.
Rather than balance out each and every day with a combination of excitement and...
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Worst part of my day:
Some kids brought their dog into the convenience store that I work at, and it decided to shit all over the floor. I got sassy and made the kids clean it up, despite their revulsion. Store smelled awful afterwards.
Best part of my day:
Mod Night was amazing this week, with a dynamite repertoire and lovely people to shout/sing along...
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Some kids brought their dog into the convenience store that I work at, and it decided to shit all over the floor. I got sassy and made the kids clean it up, despite their revulsion. Store smelled awful afterwards.
Best part of my day:
Mod Night was amazing this week, with a dynamite repertoire and lovely people to shout/sing along...
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sailordrunk:
Thanks for the imput. I don't know, I've read so much bad poetry that I guess I cover myself by qualifying my stream of conscious writing as nothing more than an exercise in unrefined babbling. Anyways. . .
Yeah, I wouldn't clean someone else's shit either!
Yeah, I wouldn't clean someone else's shit either!
eddie:
Worst part: Someone asking me when we are going to have sex and me having to explain why I don't want to ever.
Best part: Listining to The Cramps really loud.
Best part: Listining to The Cramps really loud.
Stop going grey, munchkins! It makes me sad.
I had forgotten how beautiful Comox really is. My brother's graduation ceremony was outdoors, sunny, and hot. Part of the speech given for him was that his plan for after high school was to "keep on keepin' on", and I realized right then that yes, my brother really is one of my favourite people in the universe....
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I had forgotten how beautiful Comox really is. My brother's graduation ceremony was outdoors, sunny, and hot. Part of the speech given for him was that his plan for after high school was to "keep on keepin' on", and I realized right then that yes, my brother really is one of my favourite people in the universe....
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cklarock:
It rained all night.
Now I blame you.
Now I blame you.
suicidedoggie:
The juxtaposition was indeed excellent.
Nothing like a bit of crumpet before Mortal Kombat, that's what I always say.
Nothing like a bit of crumpet before Mortal Kombat, that's what I always say.
On campus today, I was approached by a skinny girl riding a bicycle. At first, I wasn't sure if she was talking to me or to someone else, because I had my headphones in and sunglasses on. Hell, even some of my closest friends haven't recognized me when I was wearing my rock star glasses.
I turned off my music to listen to her, and...
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I turned off my music to listen to her, and...
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waldo_jeffers:
That's so sweet that she remembered you enough to thank you! Normally when I bump into people from the past its people I don't particularly want to see!
chris_sick:
I have the most pronounced collar bones in the world.
And a beergut.
It's perfect.
Glad to hear you are well.
I liked the part in the () the most.
And a beergut.
It's perfect.
Glad to hear you are well.
I liked the part in the () the most.
So. I went downtown with crushboy today. We browsed bookstores and talked about art and the internet and, well, books. I'd tell you what I bought, but it doesn't really matter, 'cause I'm the one reading them- not you.
The point is that I had a really good time.
We even sat side-by-side on the top of the double-decker bus. At the very front. Not...
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The point is that I had a really good time.
We even sat side-by-side on the top of the double-decker bus. At the very front. Not...
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fenris23:
We only want to know what books to see if we have read them or to judge if we should read them.
I love summer reading.
15 year old style crush action is awesome too.
I love summer reading.
15 year old style crush action is awesome too.
lemonkid:
Glad you're having such a good time.
Oh... and we're going to have to talk about berets sometime.
Oh... and we're going to have to talk about berets sometime.
Don't you like it on the sly? Don't you like it 'till it hurts?
I played it sneaky and got out of a date-like thing tonight.
Yes!
While playing it sneaky, I also played it paggro. But at least I'm not out with him right now, and instead I'm here, eating chocolate icing and not thinking about my menial convenience store job that I just...
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I played it sneaky and got out of a date-like thing tonight.
Yes!
While playing it sneaky, I also played it paggro. But at least I'm not out with him right now, and instead I'm here, eating chocolate icing and not thinking about my menial convenience store job that I just...
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aurora:
haha KYLE WINDLE..
he has a HUGE PENIS..
i was in the room when he fucked this girl i know.
he has a HUGE PENIS..
i was in the room when he fucked this girl i know.
dholokov:
My big thought on kisses is that they should be more spread out. Because when you are dating someone they are there all the time and there's other stuff that happens too that can take on more importance than the kisses, but when you are alone then you could use some kisses. Everyone I've mentioned this too agrees.
There must be something that can be done about that.
There must be something that can be done about that.
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suicidedoggie:
You're funny and I like your style! 
cklarock:
Trust me, after tapping your mother, I *leap* out of bed.
Did you know that I have a birthmark in the shape of Africa on my inner thigh?
I had honest-to-goodness forgotten about it for the longest time. I used to be terribly insecure about it, because it's the colour of milk chocolate and roughly the size of a human fist. Lost interest in caring, though. I asked my mother if I could have it surgically...
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I had honest-to-goodness forgotten about it for the longest time. I used to be terribly insecure about it, because it's the colour of milk chocolate and roughly the size of a human fist. Lost interest in caring, though. I asked my mother if I could have it surgically...
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tarqu1n:
All these nastily succinct reviews are conversations I have had...
Star Wars is equivalent of a first love that, with the benefit of distance and time to realise the folly of the strength of my former ardour, I still can't help but reminisce.
It's not so hard to let go though.
Star Wars is equivalent of a first love that, with the benefit of distance and time to realise the folly of the strength of my former ardour, I still can't help but reminisce.
It's not so hard to let go though.
dholokov:
it would be neat to have you around, but I'm worried about that CN tower thing.
If this boy really loved you, he'd burn a CD for you.
And are stormtroopers really metal? I always thought they were kinda plastic/cermic-y.
If this boy really loved you, he'd burn a CD for you.
And are stormtroopers really metal? I always thought they were kinda plastic/cermic-y.
I don't understand why people buy bottled water here in Victoria. We have some of the cleanest water in the world, due in part (or entirely, I don't know the ins and outs of water conservation) to our closed-off watershed.
Anyway, I just plain don't get it. It's expensive! We have water that doesn't taste too much like chlorine, or even like moss, depending...
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Anyway, I just plain don't get it. It's expensive! We have water that doesn't taste too much like chlorine, or even like moss, depending...
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b57913:
I'm seeing star wars tonight, i guess. Do you like David Cross?
dholokov:
they buy the bottled water because it is carefully monitored for killer whale dung, unlike other water from close to the pacific.
YOU'D BETTER KEEP READING FOR MY MARVELOUS EDIT TO THIS POST.
Walking home from work yesterday in the pink haze of twilight, I turned a corner to find seven fish, dead but fully intact, in a line along the curb. Each about eight or so inches long and very thin, they were silver, shiny, and completely out of place.
Perfect.
I want to buy a...
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Walking home from work yesterday in the pink haze of twilight, I turned a corner to find seven fish, dead but fully intact, in a line along the curb. Each about eight or so inches long and very thin, they were silver, shiny, and completely out of place.
Perfect.
I want to buy a...
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icantplayguitar:
of malloreigh 
tarqu1n:
Weez all good peoples.
Making out with Malloreigh eh? And no one with a camera...for shame.
Was it at the pub? That would make it extra hot.
Making out with Malloreigh eh? And no one with a camera...for shame.
Was it at the pub? That would make it extra hot.
So, basically all I've been doing since I last updated is spending my paycheque. (Do you prefer "paycheck"? Okay.) I bought three new skirts, a few lovely (and hip! What the eff?) shirts, a black wallet with a completely unnecessary white strap and buckle on it, really cute black Converse skate shoes that make my feet look tiny, and finally- Richard Brautigan's Trout Fishing...
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honsolo:
i thought i felt a chill
is that you guys on the patio making all the noise? or are you all the people puting shopping carts by my building well sounds like you guys are haveing a good time, im fighting with damn mini lights on the porch
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is that you guys on the patio making all the noise? or are you all the people puting shopping carts by my building
well sounds like you guys are haveing a good time, im fighting with damn mini lights on the porch[Edited on May 14, 2005 11:41PM]
waldo_jeffers:
Ouch! I hope your knee mends itself soon!
What do I talk about? At work (in a desperate attempt at trying to distract everyone from talking about football or soap operas) I tend to talk about horror films. At home when my housemate (who hates horror films) and I do talk, we talk about politics but mostly we don't talk much, engaging in brief exchanges like "There's someone on the phone for you", "This came in the post for you" and "Jesus, that was a stinky fart!!"
What do I talk about? At work (in a desperate attempt at trying to distract everyone from talking about football or soap operas) I tend to talk about horror films. At home when my housemate (who hates horror films) and I do talk, we talk about politics but mostly we don't talk much, engaging in brief exchanges like "There's someone on the phone for you", "This came in the post for you" and "Jesus, that was a stinky fart!!"
I am a very visual reader- almost cripplingly so. I'm not sure how most people correlate words on a page to the imagery behind their eyes, but when I read about "orange skies at dusk", my brain lights up and I'm somewhere off in the desert with fire exploding on a horizon and a smooth haze cascading over hills of sand. Mention someone as "clear...
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dholokov:
eep! You should probably not read porn, then.
Not that I'd know anything about that.
Not that I'd know anything about that.
eddie:
I love you
oh yeah, it may look like a bed of roses, but it's all a lie, really it's like this:
[Edited on Jun 05, 2005 12:37AM]