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I'm back to bitching about papers.

I'll make you a deal: You write this essay for me, and I'll go sit in bed and watch Futurama on my computer. Sound good?
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dholokov:
yeah sure why not. What topic?
marieceleste:
How about we do it by chain, each person on your friends list could write a sentence. Give us the topic, I'll start.

[Edited on Nov 05, 2005 5:56PM]
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You know what I don't have time to be?

Sick.

My sinuses feel like they're damn near about to explode.
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cklarock:
Woah. I would totally buy that T-Shirt.

(maybe I'm getting sick)
dholokov:
Try going out for sushi with lot's of wasabi. All the hot food will clear those puppies right up! I bet on the West Coast there's tons of good sushi.
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Well, well. They say that money can't buy you love, but he sure did try!

I always come back, don't I?

It's like magic.
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troglodyte:
The wreck is goin' down
Get out
Before you drown
elizagirl:
No you! I was looking forward to meeting you...but there you weren't!
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Any day now, folks. Any day now.
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lemonkid:
I heard this stupid first year McGill student horribly mispronounce Thucydides today, and I thought of you. smile
friedbanana105:
Where's my fucking invite?

wink
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Current status: Alive. Moved into new place. Still have several boxes left to unpack. Eating teriyaki tofu strips. Went to the Ted Leo & the Pharmacists show at Sugar last night. Looked after drunk folks at a friend's housewarming party when the show was finished, until four in the morning or so. Worked in the morning. Cleaning. Drinks at the Mint tonight. Tomorrow off. Work...
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sailordrunk:
Domo arigato, sexy roboto.
dholokov:
ooooh school. I miss school this time of year. i should get another degree or sumthin.
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In Soviet Russia..
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marieceleste:
Um, there's seems to be some kind of joke going on here that refers to something I know nothing about, so... hey lady, how's it hangin'?
friedbanana105:
In Soviet Russia... Celeste gets the joke.
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What constitutes a "date"?

(If you give me any calendar schlock, I'll send you back in time.)
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sailordrunk:
First date: A couple of drinks in a quiet bar, good conversation. A place with an outdoor area would be great. Meandering walks around town, stopping by scenic, secluded places. Very general, relaxed, nothing "planned." We'd consult the magic "8" ball for what we should do next. . . and if we don't like what it says . . . smash the "8" ball on the sidewalk!

Wait, that's our date.

"A" date, mmmm. I don't know, maybe two people getting together, planned time, place, mutual acknowledgement there is at least a potential for sex, if not that night, then some other night, day, morning. I mean, you don't go on a "date" with someone you already know you have no intention of either starting a relationship, be it long term or one night stand, do you? You don't go out on a date with a "just a friend."

Hey, I saw that a new movie is coming out with your guy Cillian Murphy. You probably are already aware of that, though.

huck:
well i'm not onto Cat's Cradle just yet; can't afford anymore Amazon antics until September. fortunately i have some Kerouac, Bukowski and Jerome K Jerome to get through before then.

you see your ex-best friend on campus? awkward. does she know all your juicy secrets?
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Do you dare me to give you guys a good, solid, non-cryptic entry.. tomorrow?
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dholokov:
it's too late now, isn't it?
chris_sick:
p.s.

don't forget,

you're awesome.
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Life is insanely marvelous sometimes, don't you think?
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lemonkid:
Yeah. I didn't pass grade 3 for nuthin'.
marieceleste:
I can't get no...
For fucks sake

Tired, a bit drunk,

certainly very confused

it's a very very goddamn long story that I'll tell another time

But

why

in the hell

can't I get no fucking satisfaction. For fuck's sake.
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Hey, let's play a game!

It's called Things Alison Does Not Have, But Certainly Wishes She Had. You'll all love playing; I promise.

It goes like this.

Here's what I wish I had: One functional 14" G4 iBook with a working hard drive!

Here's what I do have: One not-so functional 14" G4 iBook, with a hard drive that decided it would be funny...
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honsolo:
haha i forgot to comment about you calling my name out there... but i have to admit that i didn;t hear you guys but i might have been drunk or talking to my buddies out there. But i have a lot of nice stuff on the deck now so i'll be out there a lot now
chris_sick:
Your tireless dedication to the cause is noted and appreciated.

Buck up, young solider, we've all gone without the internet from time to time.