In honour of the recent end of the third glorious year of my company, in which it made frankly staggering profits of around 16 pounds, I've composed the official anthem of JDDLan. To the tune of "And the money kept rolling in" from Evita:
And the money kept rolling in from every side...
John's witty hands reached out and they reached wide
Now you may feel the company, didn't do that well
But that's not the point my friends
When the money keeps rolling in, you don't ask how
Think of all the stuff John can get free now
John's called the people to him, given, them, radio,
Never been a company quite like JDDLan!
(Chorus)
Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' on in, rollin' on in
Rollin' on in, rollin' on in
On in
Would you like to have, your own, radio station?
Perhaps improve your domestic, situation?
John D and his blessed sites can make your dreams come true
Here's all you have to do my friends
Write your name and your plan on a card or a pad or a ticket
Throw it high in the air and should our man nick it
He will charge the general public a tenner, even two
Name me anyone who charges as much as JDDLan!
(Repoeat Chorus)
Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
On out
And the money kept rolling out in all directions,
For the servers, the colo, the fat and lazy taxman
Now cynics claim a little, of the cash has gone astray
But that's not the point my friends
When the money keeps rolling out you don't keep books
You can tell you've done well by the way the Director looks
Accountants only tell the truth, figures ruin the day
Never been a company loved as much as JDDLan!
(Repeat Chorus)
Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
On out
JLAN!!!
When the money keeps rolling out you don't keep books
You can tell you've done well by the way the Director looks
Accountants only tell the truth, figures ruin the day
Never been a company loved as much as JDDLan!
(Repeat chorus)
Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
On out
Should I have been a songwriter or what? :p
And the money kept rolling in from every side...
John's witty hands reached out and they reached wide
Now you may feel the company, didn't do that well
But that's not the point my friends
When the money keeps rolling in, you don't ask how
Think of all the stuff John can get free now
John's called the people to him, given, them, radio,
Never been a company quite like JDDLan!
(Chorus)
Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' on in, rollin' on in
Rollin' on in, rollin' on in
On in
Would you like to have, your own, radio station?
Perhaps improve your domestic, situation?
John D and his blessed sites can make your dreams come true
Here's all you have to do my friends
Write your name and your plan on a card or a pad or a ticket
Throw it high in the air and should our man nick it
He will charge the general public a tenner, even two
Name me anyone who charges as much as JDDLan!
(Repoeat Chorus)
Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
On out
And the money kept rolling out in all directions,
For the servers, the colo, the fat and lazy taxman
Now cynics claim a little, of the cash has gone astray
But that's not the point my friends
When the money keeps rolling out you don't keep books
You can tell you've done well by the way the Director looks
Accountants only tell the truth, figures ruin the day
Never been a company loved as much as JDDLan!
(Repeat Chorus)
Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
On out
JLAN!!!
When the money keeps rolling out you don't keep books
You can tell you've done well by the way the Director looks
Accountants only tell the truth, figures ruin the day
Never been a company loved as much as JDDLan!
(Repeat chorus)
Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
On out
Should I have been a songwriter or what? :p