In honour of the recent end of the third glorious year of my company, in which it made frankly staggering profits of around 16 pounds, I've composed the official anthem of JDDLan. To the tune of "And the money kept rolling in" from Evita:
And the money kept rolling in from every side...
John's witty hands reached out and they reached wide
Now you may...
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And the money kept rolling in from every side...
John's witty hands reached out and they reached wide
Now you may...
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So Kim Jong has nukes.
There are only seven other nations than North Korea which have tested nuclear weapons, and for good reason. Today in Hiroshima and Nagasaki there are still families who are suffering birth defects and cancers from the effects of the bombs dropped there during world war two. That's in addition to the 200,000+ people who died in the aftermath of the...
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There are only seven other nations than North Korea which have tested nuclear weapons, and for good reason. Today in Hiroshima and Nagasaki there are still families who are suffering birth defects and cancers from the effects of the bombs dropped there during world war two. That's in addition to the 200,000+ people who died in the aftermath of the...
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I just had a thought.
I earn 30,000 as a developer in London. I work for a financial organisation. I can't get paid any more money as a developer. I'd have to be a team leader or something. And that'd mean coming in around 8am every day, staying late, working weekends... Basically tearing my hair out to make the absolute most money for someone else....
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I earn 30,000 as a developer in London. I work for a financial organisation. I can't get paid any more money as a developer. I'd have to be a team leader or something. And that'd mean coming in around 8am every day, staying late, working weekends... Basically tearing my hair out to make the absolute most money for someone else....
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I'm in a crisis of personality. I went out clubbing last night, and I was out till 7am. At first it was great, but the music they played was this rubbish dance stuff that was all the same, with the same beat. So I danced to this music for a few hours, then I got bored...
Now I'm not sure, but I think I find...
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Now I'm not sure, but I think I find...
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Well the model friend of my flatmates' is alright. She's pretty, very tidily kept. You can see she probably spends all the time women do, plus another 50%, on herself, as soon as you see her. What's scary is how thin she is. Her stomach is just not there at all. I mean, I've only seen her clothes kind of hanging where her stomach should...
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So my flatmate speaks to me tonight... She has this friend coming to stay tomorrow who is apparently a supermodel from back home (South Africa I think my flatmate's from) anyway so apparently she looks like the M&S model, really thin and really fit...
I'm a bit dubious... I think my and my flatmate's taste in women are probably not the same... I'll post some...
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I'm a bit dubious... I think my and my flatmate's taste in women are probably not the same... I'll post some...
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Ugh, yours truly is tired. There's one good thing about my job... Well apart from the money and the power of being this really powerful lead developer, and all that stuff... So yeah anyway, they have this drinks night every month or so... Free food, free drink, and always in a reasonably good bar. Oh, and all the girls from work come :p
I'm just...
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I'm just...
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There was this girl on the tube yesterday, and she was really... Hmm... I don't know what to say. She wasn't obviously cute, as in if I got a crowd of ten friends, I couldn't gurantee seven or more would say she's hot... But there was something so... Just right about her face. I didn't know wether to put her on a table and stare...
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leola:
Talking of "tube" - have you seen the cupid section in the metro...? You know- "Hey - I 've seen you on the train going from Kings Cross to blah di blah, I have brown hair and a cheeky smile and you always look at me from behind your Guardian - say hi to a shy girl". Bwahahahahahaha. 
Whoever said having a business was easy?
Got some call today from this real dodgy sounding guy from my bank... I asked them for a business account a few days back so I have to go in there now and do their whole curtsying thing while I be nice to them and tell them all about my grreat business plan and stuff. Whatever.
I also...
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Got some call today from this real dodgy sounding guy from my bank... I asked them for a business account a few days back so I have to go in there now and do their whole curtsying thing while I be nice to them and tell them all about my grreat business plan and stuff. Whatever.
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littleaardvark:
Well at least most of the craneflies have now gone.
Opening bank accounts is always difficult, so good luck getting through to them.
You get up at 6.40am every day? And I'm complaining about doing it once a week! Although personally that's more to do with the state of the trains... I could handle it if I could snooze on the journey in.
And yes, there are some weird people in London. Particularly this part.
Opening bank accounts is always difficult, so good luck getting through to them.
You get up at 6.40am every day? And I'm complaining about doing it once a week! Although personally that's more to do with the state of the trains... I could handle it if I could snooze on the journey in.
And yes, there are some weird people in London. Particularly this part.
So here's the deal with me. By day I'm a hard nosed financial commuter who zips into central London with The Metro under my arm. I'm getting good; I can cross Liverpool Street from the Central Line to the Metropolitan in under a minute.
By night I'm the king of Internet Radio, with my site www.ultrastream.co.uk being the best place to get hooked up. I'm...
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By night I'm the king of Internet Radio, with my site www.ultrastream.co.uk being the best place to get hooked up. I'm...
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