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Well the choice is obvious for the best television program and you are savage idiots if you cannot recognize this show as such. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Hands down. Far and beyond. This is the most required viewing for any human being on the planet today. People that are turned off from the show because the characters are too assholish or jerks. Well this...
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rambo:
Love Always Sunny!
uilix:
@rambo just recieved a "Kewlness Card"* from @uilix *valid for eternity
Operation mindfuck is in effect. It has taken its talons and grabbed your cerebellum. Given it a shake hither and tither. Split and re-attached your hemispheres. Spit on then washed your third eye with a wiping rag and a toothless smile. Strike hold and pull you by the chest. Taken down to the depths and crushed your insides and then release. Breathe. You are fucking...
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Rye viberation of the morning after. Young gloves sunken in acid brine. Pass test green visor of visions take hulls of flesh and filled them with dancing spiritus. Tusks are broken in vines of the ordinary blahhh blahh. Take your forms to the center console and enter in you date of birth, sex, and occupation. What are you doing here? WHAT what are you doing...
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Grace the pages with the front cover smile. We take strangers kindly and with a twist. Come join this dirt bag hang out. We love our favourite kids and kittens. Party hard and let it break with a thud and screams. Tear off your shirt. Show your tits. Bring out the goods and let down you heirlooms. Give them away until you bleed your guts...
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Crushing the black toads on the horizon I can't stop but wonder - will they feed all the children or only enough to cause more of a tragedy? - If not enough black toad guts the scene will end with terror in the eyes of those you can feel it to the core. Seeing all being and watch it collapse in front of them like...
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evvin:
With the 'flash of green' though I thought of Hoot. Figured I'd mention in case that was the intention.
uilix:
Thank you @evvin , I appreciate it :). I don't know Hoot, what is that? The green flash maybe some Great Gatsby in my subconscious, hope for the future. Its also a real life phenomena during sunsets that I think is pretty neato.
Gutterall growns. Gutteral grownsup. Grains from the guts. Brains from the guts. Brains for guts all grown up. Fight or Flight. Entire life. Runners with stumps. Broken hoof lumps. Gazed out and fazed out. There's a glassy fog in those eyes. Embers unnoticed. Only a bonfire could stirr some life.
Timer set to gone. Heaven always wrong. God fettering murkers leak out their shoes I...
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Gutterall growns. Gutteral grownsup. Grains from the guts. Brains from the guts. Brains for guts all grown up. Fight or Flight. Entire life. Runners with stumps. Broken hoof lumps. Gazed out and fazed out. There's a glassy fog in those eyes. Embers unnoticed. Only a bonfire could stirr some life.
Timer set to gone. Heaven always wrong. God fettering murkers leak out their shoes I...
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Stylized in the latest fashion from Durango's Incorporated this years Chumbawumba Dance Off champion is Julio Cesar Chavez. He was in 50's now but the bastard could still groove to any beat. Mexican, Spanish or 90's BritPop...HibernoPop. His leg work was incredible. On the floor this man was on fire. He blew away the competition and he blew the judges going for the win. Even...
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Tweezers, Pleazers
I got a government approved thorn in my third eye
Place in by the hospital
Adjusted by my first television program
Readjusted by my first day of school
The continual millieu after
Pins me down on the ground
I'm straight scurred ya'll
Alls I know
Since birth
It just doesn't feel right
A rock in a shoe
A step and a thought
Something...
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The morning breaks. Dem' da mornin' breaks. Ouch. Gotta get up. Get out take the flails of the world. The clank of gears getting back to grinding action. Who knew that waking up could feel so sluggish? Like a beer battered french fry. Ughh downed with beer. I wake up drunk. I wake up slow. The flashes of consciousness expand and contract. Ugh greasy grease....
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I spent an hour or so talking to the wall.
It carries me back to the way we once were. The way we talked to rocks or air or tree. The complete understanding that we as much from the earth and the universe as a tree or rock or pigeon with a missing toe. Hobbling around a busy city corner. With a GMO-corn chip in...
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