Pill Popping, Booze Guzzling, Boobs & more ogling, and more Pill Popping
After drinking a gallon of orange juice, consuming multiple Half Defense lozenges, and downing a fair share of Nyquil I was able to make it to the titty bar. As always it was good times particularly when the $0.25 drafts started to flow. Granted it is a quarter for an 8 oz cup or so but they don't have change so you have to get 4. You don't hear me complaining. After a little bit of scouting and a lot of beer I ended up sticking with the stripper that I always do, Angel. I think a big a part of her appeal is the music she selects. Almost every stripper does the whole hip hop thing but a few including Angel like the rock. There isn't a whole lot better then being drunk, watching nekkid ladies dancing to Pantera. It's pretty damn sweet. Plus Angel gives good lap dances and when she winks its all over. So it was a good night.
As always the post strip club conversation ride home was very entertaining. It ran the gamut. There was talk of strippers, starting in the soul of those deep brown eyes, train pulling strippers, screwing while wearing a spider-man costume, finding out one friend's girlfriend likes wear a Bat-Girl costume (which I didn't need to know), slitting throats and pissing down esophaguses, and ended up on sack slapping (which is wrong no matter the girl you're with). I'm sure there is more but I can't quite remember.
Sunday the cold caught up with me and I was back to popping pills and lozenges.
After drinking a gallon of orange juice, consuming multiple Half Defense lozenges, and downing a fair share of Nyquil I was able to make it to the titty bar. As always it was good times particularly when the $0.25 drafts started to flow. Granted it is a quarter for an 8 oz cup or so but they don't have change so you have to get 4. You don't hear me complaining. After a little bit of scouting and a lot of beer I ended up sticking with the stripper that I always do, Angel. I think a big a part of her appeal is the music she selects. Almost every stripper does the whole hip hop thing but a few including Angel like the rock. There isn't a whole lot better then being drunk, watching nekkid ladies dancing to Pantera. It's pretty damn sweet. Plus Angel gives good lap dances and when she winks its all over. So it was a good night.
As always the post strip club conversation ride home was very entertaining. It ran the gamut. There was talk of strippers, starting in the soul of those deep brown eyes, train pulling strippers, screwing while wearing a spider-man costume, finding out one friend's girlfriend likes wear a Bat-Girl costume (which I didn't need to know), slitting throats and pissing down esophaguses, and ended up on sack slapping (which is wrong no matter the girl you're with). I'm sure there is more but I can't quite remember.
Sunday the cold caught up with me and I was back to popping pills and lozenges.