twobeards

Pill Popping, Booze Guzzling, Boobs & more ogling, and more Pill Popping

After drinking a gallon of orange juice, consuming multiple Half Defense lozenges, and downing a fair share of Nyquil I was able to make it to the titty bar. As always it was good times particularly when the $0.25 drafts started to flow. Granted it is a quarter for an 8 oz cup...
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Let's here it for getting your hopes up and then having them fall hard. Frankly, I shouldn't have got excited about this because I was in over my head. I had to do a painting for a band ad matte and I have not painted in ages. Therefore the project got scraped. It wasn't a great painting so I understand why they decided to go...
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Broke down and came back. But things are going good.

I'm getting to go on Warped tour for a few weeks (July 8 - August 1) for work. If your there you should stop by the Interpunk tent. We'll probably be drunk and having a good old time.

The Punk Rock Bowling in Vegas was fucking insane. My bowling team, Horse Tits with Gray - The Bowling Team, went nuts and one of us was almost evicted from the hotel. We had not even been in Vegas for 24 hours. We destroyed one of our hotel rooms and basically went nuts.

WHOO! VEGAS THIS WEEKEND!

I just couldn't stay away. Maybe I'll put my membership to better use this time.

Nothing to do except sneeze and itch my eyes.

I just completely wasted may day off. All day I watched Celebrity Poker Showdown. There was nothing I could do. It sunk it's dirty claws in to my neck and would not let go! It quickly drained me of all will and I became it's zombie.

It is so damn hot in my townhose right now. I cannot wait to move.