WHY ARE WISDOM TEETH SUCH FUCKIN ASSHOLES?
FUCKING OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
painkillers make me happy
FUCKING OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
painkillers make me happy
hey people
today is gonna be bad i'm getting my wisdom teeth cut out wish me luck
today is gonna be bad i'm getting my wisdom teeth cut out wish me luck
hayes:
hope all went well, feel better soon! 
sup peeps?
today was good i took dog (my dog's name is dog, i like truth in advertising) to the park today he doesn't run around much he just likes to chill out with me as i read. as i got into my ultra cool 64 ford galaxy(sarcasm intended) it started to rain. then me and dog went and got a slice of pizza and...
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today was good i took dog (my dog's name is dog, i like truth in advertising) to the park today he doesn't run around much he just likes to chill out with me as i read. as i got into my ultra cool 64 ford galaxy(sarcasm intended) it started to rain. then me and dog went and got a slice of pizza and...
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hello people
i saw willy wonka last night and god it sucked. normally i like tim burton stuff but i though this was horrible. johnny depp as willy wonka wasn't as good as i thought he would be. gene wilder played willy wonka perfect and he has that warm feel when you look at him johnny depp loked like he might molest the kids. the...
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i saw willy wonka last night and god it sucked. normally i like tim burton stuff but i though this was horrible. johnny depp as willy wonka wasn't as good as i thought he would be. gene wilder played willy wonka perfect and he has that warm feel when you look at him johnny depp loked like he might molest the kids. the...
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severity:
You don't know what summery is? Why, where are you from? 
Aw no, that film isn't out in the UK till the 29th and now i'm gonna go in knowing that it'll probably suck and be disapointing!
Aw no, that film isn't out in the UK till the 29th and now i'm gonna go in knowing that it'll probably suck and be disapointing!
hayes:
that is so dissapointing to hear, but, I'll probably watch it anyway. That's funny about the whole molester thing, I just saw a magazine with a pic of Johhny Depp and Michael Jackson side by side and it was pretty scarey.
HI EVERYBODY!!!!!
the hurricane by the name of Dennis is a asshole poured on and off all day and the wind was so bad it blew the door open at work all day so every five mins i heard "ding" and thought a customer walked in but no just Dennis fucking with me that crazy prankster.
here's the forcast for the rest of the week...
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the hurricane by the name of Dennis is a asshole poured on and off all day and the wind was so bad it blew the door open at work all day so every five mins i heard "ding" and thought a customer walked in but no just Dennis fucking with me that crazy prankster.
here's the forcast for the rest of the week...
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as i was getting off work i got a call from my friend who were drinking and gave me an invite by the time i got there they were all smashed. i get offered a glass of anything by a rich friend so i get a glass of expensive wine which wasn't that good so i got a guinness and hung out. as time goes...
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mikeyangel:
Terrible night. could have been worse. Someone could have hurled on you. Mine wasn,t bad. Hung out and had coffee and talked. Very lonely night, Plus, I am now broke.
Hope today is better for everyone.
Hope today is better for everyone.
kittenh:
as are you my friend. i love the vibe of 311.
hey peoples what's up?
my friends are threatening to take my man license away cause i didn't have sex with a attractive girl when i had the chance to. they ragged me the entire night about it. they keep saying i have too high of standards. is it wrong to want a smart girl?
here's some funny stuff for ya
old school snoop
i pity...
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my friends are threatening to take my man license away cause i didn't have sex with a attractive girl when i had the chance to. they ragged me the entire night about it. they keep saying i have too high of standards. is it wrong to want a smart girl?
here's some funny stuff for ya
old school snoop
i pity...
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mikeyangel:
Fuck'em. Tell them all to grab a a spoon so they can eat your ass.
Now, there is a difference betweeen having standards and being a gentleman. I, a leo, am a hopeless romantic. I have never even had a one night stand or have never slept with a woman I didn't date and get to know for a litle while first. She has to turn on my mind first.
You be a gent bud. There aren't too many of us in the world. Shit, some women might not even care for it. But you can still have standards in woman and in one's actions as well.
Now, there is a difference betweeen having standards and being a gentleman. I, a leo, am a hopeless romantic. I have never even had a one night stand or have never slept with a woman I didn't date and get to know for a litle while first. She has to turn on my mind first.
You be a gent bud. There aren't too many of us in the world. Shit, some women might not even care for it. But you can still have standards in woman and in one's actions as well.
trementina:
yep i'll become a fugitive anyday for hitting them on the face...with a brick
violently:
haha the dating game
p.s. i do that realizing how stupid i am face too
p.s. i do that realizing how stupid i am face too
malloreigh:
Cailin is totally worthy of the 5th spot!
today was great. me and my sister went to eat this morning then went to this new organic food store the shit they had there was awesome they had "bible bars" nutrition the way god intended that was the catch line. i'm not making this shit up. then i found "sweet shalom " for the jewish crowd the one i found the best was PMS...
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trementina:
I need that time to read...as I just got this pink victorian novel about two girls who have a show and are lovers, dressed as boys...I NEED TO READ IT NOW!!!
mikeyangel:
Actually not PMS. This is not for premenstrual. This is when it hits if not the next day. Whenever cramps are the monster that won't go away.
i feel like shit i'm depressed and lonely. but i know i'm acting like a asshole cause i know other people have it worse then me. that most of the time makes me stop acting like this but tonight it makes me feel worse. the reason i feel like this is that i visited the old neighborhood where i grew up today where i was...
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jj_r0x0rz:
*hugs* it sucks when friends from the past change...all mine did..
trementina:
hey, i'm sorry you're not feeling ok...I'm so stressed I feel fine because of all the adrenalin i produce, but I know it's an artificial happinness too....
I don't have a bat, can I lend yours?
BTW, I wouldn't call coitus with a venti Mocha frap love but I am damn sure some would fervently disagree.