twinkie_chainsaw

invisible writing

By Rob Benefiel

i once wacked off
into a blank piece
of paper
folded it up

put it in
an envelope
and sent it to a woman
asking me how things
were going

i had totally forgetten
that i had done that
until she called me
and said
rob what the hell
was that all about

what was what all about i asked

you sent me a piece
of paper
all stuck together with your name
at the bottom

oh i said
that must have been my mind

if that's your mind you
must be one mindless motherfucker
right now

yes sir and i'm better off
than i've ever been

and she talked a while more
until i said
hey this is costing you
and like a whore
she said
you're right

weeks later i got a letter
but it wasn't her mind
or her heart
it wasn't even her
and i came into that one too
but i kept it out of fairness