twelvis

woah, weird sex dream:

i went with some relatives to a roast for Bill Cosby. I sped down the highway on this old moped and found out that when i got there i had to walk using a cane...then i was with a tall and a little chubby blonde, and some girl who looked like siren. we decided to take a tour of Merril Lynch but when I got to the entrance the security guard said they charge $140 for socialists to take the tour. i threw my reciept at him and told him to go fuck himself.

outside we were in the information booth of Merril Lynch.they had a display of "a stock broker's first aid kit" and it included some condoms and tums. i took one of the condoms and the blond and i snuck behind the wall and she stood while i went down on her, then had sex with her from behind. it was fun.

in waking life, GET THIS. there is a weird cloud cover over nyc and it smells a bit funny. it's from...ready? a huge fire in canada! good god.