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Wednesday Jun 18, 2003

Jun 18, 2003
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The highlight of my day:
Semi-crush girl is standing in the doorway at work, waiting for the rain to subside before leaving for the day.
Me: Don't you want to walk home in the rain?
SCG: I would, but I have to go to (store down the street) to get a chicken.
Me: Why do you need a chicken? (ie: are you cooking for someone?)
SCG: Because I need to make a chicken! But if I go over there, my (white) shirt will get all wet and it'll be transparent and I'll look like some kind of nudist. Which is alright, I guess...
Me: shocked Well, let's go!


Update: scratch that. The real highlight of my day was seeing a couple of oink s driving down the street in what appeared to be souped-up golf carts. Life just doesn't get any better.

Hmm, one of the crew people on Plan 9 From Outer Space (the wardrobe guy, I think) was named Dick Chaney. Could this have been big Dick's humble beginning? One can only hope....future events such as these will affect you in the future! For that is where we'll spend the rest of our lives.
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yellokitty:
Madison problems stem from money, so unless you got a couple grand for new car and habitat.... I'd be your best friend... and dig tunnels for you to explore... and hook you up to the prime pigs-on-golf-cart-viewing vistas all over this great nation... i promise.
miao!!
Jun 18, 2003
nerdboy2345:
so, you went walknig with the girl in the rain? anything transpire?
Jun 19, 2003

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