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Right, just three of your Earth months between posts then is it? Okay. Well, in my defence I have been travelling interstellar space at uber-light-speeds, which means only a few weeks have passed in my time. Peer closer: cant you see the vigour of my skin? Thats because it is still May to me. Henyway, the interstellar stuff is under control and you shouldnt be troubled by galactic destruction anytime soon. Riddick says hi.

In my fighting to save humanity from the big green tentacled things (with the flying spaceships really fast, the hand-to-tentacle combat over the burning lava, and the jumping away from explosions in slow-motion screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOO!) I met Q, who is as fantastic a cyborg as one could hope to meet and is really useful when re-entering a sulphur based atmosphere at too sharp an angle with a few heat reflective ceramics missing. Shes blatantly gonna get a virus and turn evil in the sequel. Cest la vie!

Thanks to people who have said nice things about the taking of this picture:



Ah, shucks Twerent nuttin. The light and the water and Leola's hair colourist deserve all credit. Always looked to me like she was sitting on a cliff above a fantastically distant cloud-fluffed landscape below. Perspective thing I guess.

So, stay good, watch out for the tentacle-filled space ships and Ill try to post more regularly. At least until I get funding together for my next piratical space romp. Vin has the script and is making good noises.

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