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Richmond, Va

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Thursday Mar 18, 2004

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St. Patrick's Day upon the legs of Tryst:

1. Unpaid power bill = power ceasing to exist = cold house + dark house = no hot water = cold shower = exit from cold + dark shower into freezing cold + dark house = many unhappy moments of drying + naked tripping over things in the dark.

2. House hunting = finding the house of Tryst's dreams = application = excitement = doom = one roommate decides to back out of entire plan = frustration + anger for other roommates + sadness for Tryst = many wasted hours of searching for four bedroom houses = many future hours that must be spent searching for three bedroom houses.

3. Sleep = hiding from the bitter cold under two thin sheets because the cats pissed on the comforter = four hours = worrying about whether the cats are too cold or not = restlessness + the impending doomthought of work in mere hours.

4. Work = St. Patrick's Day parade of drunks lining up for hotdogs = screaming girls wearing ugly green tank tops = their drunk boyfriends pinching the Tryst even though she was clearly wearing camo, which is in fact GREEN = moody, unhappy Tryst = severe doubt in Tryst's mind about the value of such a holiday = more moodiness = 14 smokes and 1 beer on the sly in the cooler.

But, oh yeah, I fucking heart St. Patrick's day. A big cocksucking hooray. whatever
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hobocop:
it could be worse. you could have cockroaches. giant cockroaches. giant cockroaches that sit on the wall and watch you, daring you to fuck with them. cockroaches that are so bad-ass, if they could talk, they'd say "if i so much as think you're going for the bug spray, i'm flying right up your fucking nose."
Mar 18, 2004
dietotzeit:
Response:

wink
Mar 18, 2004

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