i am in the process of developing a ridiculously huge crush on my new coworker. she:
*is blonde! (see "what gets me hot")
*has her lip pierced! (again, see "what gets me hot")
*is learning swedish!!
*laughs at my jokes, even the retarded ones!
*is probably straight as hell, dammit. and i work with her. : (
i've had crushes on coworkers before, but this...
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*is blonde! (see "what gets me hot")
*has her lip pierced! (again, see "what gets me hot")
*is learning swedish!!
*laughs at my jokes, even the retarded ones!
*is probably straight as hell, dammit. and i work with her. : (
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last night, i went out to get myself out of the house, since i've been hibernating all week. ran into L and his girl on the street and they persuaded me to go have a beer with them. but i just sat there like a ragdoll, totally uninterested in or by anything that was going on around me. when i got up to leave, someone...
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jarelshow:
even if it was I that tickled you? that's alright, being an androgynous human, I'll just have to remember to remove my male genitalia before I proceed with the tickling. anyway....
next time the creepies come up to you. say something even more off the wall, like "salmon don't like their french toast with ketchup",while having your eyes open really wide and cossed, with a great big creepy smile and in a low voice with low rumbling crazy laughs inbetween. pretty much just be more creepy than them. and if that doesn't work. junk punt them.
sorry about all this, I must just be on one today. the real reason I started this was to ask if you would like me to somehow send you a copy of flaming lips-yoshimitsu battles the pink robots? it's really, really good. if you loved soft bullitin then you will definitly love this one. get back to me if so. peace and love.
next time the creepies come up to you. say something even more off the wall, like "salmon don't like their french toast with ketchup",while having your eyes open really wide and cossed, with a great big creepy smile and in a low voice with low rumbling crazy laughs inbetween. pretty much just be more creepy than them. and if that doesn't work. junk punt them.
sorry about all this, I must just be on one today. the real reason I started this was to ask if you would like me to somehow send you a copy of flaming lips-yoshimitsu battles the pink robots? it's really, really good. if you loved soft bullitin then you will definitly love this one. get back to me if so. peace and love.
kinnie:
oh, THAT secret!! 
Just kiddin'. Though I do think I know what it is now. Woo! And Hurrah!
Just kiddin'. Though I do think I know what it is now. Woo! And Hurrah!
finally, some good news. but i can't tell you guys! i promised i wouldn't. suffice it to say that i'll be taking a trip soon and i'm super excited about it.
*tapes up her hands so she won't type any other details*
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holy shit. i think i might actually go out tonight, all by myself, in search of some friends that should be at...
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*tapes up her hands so she won't type any other details*
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grendel:
Chocolate. Your secret has something to do with chocolate, I just know it.
jarelshow:
thanks for submitting to my thread(re:cornish) I give you an A for......hmmm... arousal. yea.
so what do you think about the latest flaming lips album?
get back to me if you would like. peace.
oh and old men hate getting a kick in the junk. that might be a way to keep those dirty old bastards away from you while you have a sip of your alcoholic beverage. outs.
so what do you think about the latest flaming lips album?
get back to me if you would like. peace.
oh and old men hate getting a kick in the junk. that might be a way to keep those dirty old bastards away from you while you have a sip of your alcoholic beverage. outs.
my swedish class started again last night. i thought i had studied enough over the summer, but then i show up to class and hear almost nothing BUT swedish for 2 hours! half the time, it just sounded like nonsense, and when i would try to understand, it just made my head hurt. then i got called on to give an answer for something i...
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johnnyvonbondie:
I could try to explain why the Catheters kick so much ass, but this article from The Stranger does a pretty good job of doing it for me. 
http://www.thestranger.com/2002-03-21/music.html
By the way, they are playing at the new Vera Project space. I don't know where that is either, but I'll find it and you will find me there front and center as always even though I have to work at 5 AM the next morning!
Maybe I'll see you there too?
JVB
http://www.thestranger.com/2002-03-21/music.html
By the way, they are playing at the new Vera Project space. I don't know where that is either, but I'll find it and you will find me there front and center as always even though I have to work at 5 AM the next morning!
Maybe I'll see you there too?
JVB
hatefulerin:
a friend of mine just started an advanced japanese class, when he hasn't spoken japanese in years now, so i think he's in the same boat as you.
i'm sure it'll get better, and you'll be stronger for having made it through without giving up.
i love welcome to the dollhouse too. it's one of those movies that makes you want to laugh and kill yourself at the same time. have you seen todd solondz's other movies, happiness and storytelling (those are the only others i know of)? happiness is depressing as hell, and storytelling is depressing and funny in an ironic way.
i really must be getting to bed now.
i'm sure it'll get better, and you'll be stronger for having made it through without giving up.
i love welcome to the dollhouse too. it's one of those movies that makes you want to laugh and kill yourself at the same time. have you seen todd solondz's other movies, happiness and storytelling (those are the only others i know of)? happiness is depressing as hell, and storytelling is depressing and funny in an ironic way.
i really must be getting to bed now.
i'm just barely scraping the surface here, but:
i'm a small girl (5'1" and about 115 lbs.) with a big ego and badass attitude to compensate. i've been told i'm really cute by so many people that i've almost come to believe it. i'm an optimist. i can charm the pants off of almost anyone, both literally and figuratively, and do so about once a...
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i'm a small girl (5'1" and about 115 lbs.) with a big ego and badass attitude to compensate. i've been told i'm really cute by so many people that i've almost come to believe it. i'm an optimist. i can charm the pants off of almost anyone, both literally and figuratively, and do so about once a...
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kinnie:
"i'll love you forever, even when you get all cute 'n' chubby from all my cooking."
that is so cute!!!
I think I'm in love.
that is so cute!!!
I think I'm in love.
demolitionkitten:
aww man. we do sound a lot alike.
I don't know what you mean by that astrology shtuff and I never really know if I believe it but too many people have told me that I fit my sign well (scorpio). I think I'd like to know about all these mercury houses and such.
by the way- thank you and you are cute too (I saw your photos in the portland party thread thingy. neener neener neener)
I don't know what you mean by that astrology shtuff and I never really know if I believe it but too many people have told me that I fit my sign well (scorpio). I think I'd like to know about all these mercury houses and such.
by the way- thank you and you are cute too (I saw your photos in the portland party thread thingy. neener neener neener)
a friend of mine showed up suddenly last night. i let him into my building and went outside to meet him, since i thought he was drunk. so i bummed a cigarette off him and we chatted. but i had never seen him as he was, nodding off in the middle of a drag off a cigarette. he drinks a lot and it never puts...
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avanttard:
Heroin friend sure sucks. Wish I had great advice for you or something.
Weren't you going to send me photos to upload for you?
Weren't you going to send me photos to upload for you?
kinnie:
*hugs*
*hugs* went out last night with some friends. flirted with several people at the same time. had dreams about harmless zombies and fingers in body cavities. was not pleased when i had to wake up and go to work.
i've been hesitating about this, but i think i'm gonna have to add more of the people i met in portland to my friends list....
i've been hesitating about this, but i think i'm gonna have to add more of the people i met in portland to my friends list....
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jasiri:
yes, why hesitate??? i would add you to my friend list just so i could have a quick link to you...love your pic...says it all...
tryptamine_____:
why? cuz i'm shy, and didn't talk to them all that much, even though i was around them for 2 days.
*scurries back into her corner to hide again*
*scurries back into her corner to hide again*
my dishes still aren't washed, my clothes still aren't hung. my crap is lying all over the living room. but my roommate was playing the same song over and over again, and i had to leave.
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tryptamine_____:
heh. silly kids. he's a musician and he was working on the song. i often wander in and out of his room when he's doing his thing, so he always leaves the door open. it just so happened that i was in a bad mood last night and couldn't take it.
where would i find a cup of shut-the-fuck-up? do you think they have that at the grocery store?
where would i find a cup of shut-the-fuck-up? do you think they have that at the grocery store?
london:
Wait- do you live with me? ;o)
just went and got my pictures, had a massage, and then had sushi. does sushi make anyone else horny? its only the second time i've had it and this effect is rather surprising.
anyway, i'm going to go mess around with my pics now and see if i can figure out how to post 'em.
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after pushing buttons blindly in adobe photoshop for an...
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anyway, i'm going to go mess around with my pics now and see if i can figure out how to post 'em.
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atomic_tiki:
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'll be back later with pictures, and hopefully i'll get a decent one of myself so i can change my profile pic. everyone's been harassing me about changing it anyway.
i've got a full-fledged cold. it started on friday morning, so i think its a combination of allergies to whatever pollens portland has that are foreign to my body and the smoking of way too many cigarettes. lack of sleep and too much drink probably didn't help. i hope i didn't get anyone else sick, though.
i'm starting to get the moving itch again. i...
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terriblyrattled:
you can always move back here? NO dont do it! this place is a blackhole... once you move out never come back ever! i think iam stuck here forever. But it sucks cause i have the bug too, i want to get the hell out of dodge. But i cant! and i dont want to at the same time i want to.. oh well get better and have a good week!
arik:
you live across the street from a bunch of friends of mine!
for some reason i feel that's important enough to pay money at an internet cafe in scotland to tell you, even though i know you already know. really i should go to sleep :-)
for some reason i feel that's important enough to pay money at an internet cafe in scotland to tell you, even though i know you already know. really i should go to sleep :-)
joyrider, echo, claudia, zanarki, tuff, digdug, voltaire, maxx, gwen, marie, EricAllen, donkey, siren, jolene, postop, macbastard, muller and everyone else i'm forgetting but especially minimalism, i'm glad i met you and got to hang out with you. i think i have a crush on each and every one of you now.
all of the sg's are so much cuter in person, i was in awe....
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all of the sg's are so much cuter in person, i was in awe....
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gwen1:
Thank you for remembering me
joscelyne:
Gummo! Someone recommended that movie to me [especially if I'm stoned? whatever] and no one has heard of it, ever!!! Maybe I'm asking all the wrong people.
rockin.
rockin.
as for the serious crush...hmmm, i always just tell them i'm into them, but in the work vein...that takes alot more tact. the best thing is probably what i never do...wait it out. ask her out for coffee or beer and see where it leads....
well, i will restrain from saying further since now i have to except the sad fate of having lost you as my crush
have a great weekend!
we're getting sick of the stars
and the constant reinvention
of the peach.
and now that we can reach
eachother
we don't know when we'll see
eachother
again.
let's be
like everybody else:
not a furnance to be fed
not a cow barn to be mucked out.
let's die
with our secrets.