Tide detergent saved my life! ok, actually it saved my hand.
This chick in a station wagon ran into me when I was crossing this four lane at an intersection about 20 minutes ago. She creamed the bottle of Tide I was carrying, and my wrist and forearm went bouncing off the side of her car. She stopped and opened the door, in complete shock, apologizing profusely.
Apparently she didn't see me, in my bright red backpack, crossing on the pedestrian light.
Miraculously my hand, wrist is totally fine. The Tide bottle is dented and cracked. So everyone go buy Tide and support them. Plastic saves!
This chick in a station wagon ran into me when I was crossing this four lane at an intersection about 20 minutes ago. She creamed the bottle of Tide I was carrying, and my wrist and forearm went bouncing off the side of her car. She stopped and opened the door, in complete shock, apologizing profusely.
Apparently she didn't see me, in my bright red backpack, crossing on the pedestrian light.

Miraculously my hand, wrist is totally fine. The Tide bottle is dented and cracked. So everyone go buy Tide and support them. Plastic saves!

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