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"Could it be fate?" I asked.

"Fuck fate right in the ass!" shrieked the goat god Pan, then added, "and I would too, if I could only find that pucker..."

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sicily:

miss flux bites.

Nov 18, 2003

madigan:

It was a line from a movie, FUCKTARDO.

That's your new 'Rico Suave' name, you dig?

Speaking of fuck, what the fuck are you talking about concerning Modesto, San Francisco, and the Spedtastic Sicily? I think I'm starting to believe in karma. I was almost sat another fucking 'tard today. Thankfully, they kept walking/wheeling.

*shakes an angry fist at Sicily and her drooling minions*

[Edited on Nov 19, 2003 8:16PM]

Nov 19, 2003

Notice to all 8 or so of the fucking fucktards that regularly post inane comments to my journal:

Throughout this foul month of November I will be participating in NaNoWriMo, which means I won't be checking in here very often.

However, my neglect of your pathetic souls gives you no excuse to do otherwise than exactly what I command you to do, which is...
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madigan:

*hangs WELCOME TO PSYCHOLAND banner*

How's the writing going, anyway?

I don't have anything interesting to say right now, not even an isult to your non-gay-ness.

So, make me laugh.

*drools*

Nov 11, 2003

madigan:

If I want you to make me laugh, you WILL make me laugh, fuckass!

NOW WRITE SOMETHING FUNNY:
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That dress is great -- don't make me remove your eyelashes with my bare hands.

Nov 11, 2003

I met a mad witchy
incanting her spells
on the road between Kells
and its twelve midnight bells

"Listen" she said
"hold fast - do not run
the hour's begun
so let's have us some fun"

The next thing I knew
I was flown in the air
and the mad witchy's hair
became blonde solar flare

We rattled and raced
through the blackness of sky...
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naja_haje:

Your poem is very nice by the way

The Shaggs seem like hot trash, thanks!

AND... Conkingshitoffuckmountiangratulations!

Nov 3, 2003

sicily:

hey you fucking nasty ass felcher! i can smell your fucking sweaty ball sac from here...soap m'dear...it works wonders

yes, reagan is quite mentally challenged, but she only talks about it because she knows it turns you on...and she can get away with being a pedaphile (being a retard and all, how can she know any better than to fondle those little pee pees?!)

what would you do if you woke up one morning and found a dead cAckroach in your scrotum?

oh...nevermind, that must happen all the time to folk like you...

Nov 4, 2003

fucktard n. a fucking retard. Also fucktarded adj. fucking retarded.

Examples of usage:

Sicily is a fucking fucktard and I look forward to personally kicking her fucktarded ass.

Q: So where the Devil is old trismegistus going on Halloween?
A: He goin' git him some play is where he goin'! BOOM!

Excerpt from my theme song for this Halloween eve:

you're gonna suffer
you're gonna...
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studentochaos:

Not allowed unless 35, what are you a fucktard? If that is the law it certainly is not enforced. More importantly, I am in the states 'til May. I got my account for this while in China and I am back until I get my next contract for some other fucktard.

Oct 30, 2003

madigan:

Let's create a cute scenario: Potentially dirty girl and I get a little down and dirty ourselves. I don't think contracting a vaginal plague is included in the phrase "get some".

This phantom piece of ass is from my town which is even MORE scary considering most -- if not all -- of the non-heterosexual females are fucking insane.

Visiting? I've no idea

They ought to make a :fucktard: icon for Sicily.

Oct 30, 2003

And now a few words from my yellow feather boa.
Boa, you have the floor.

"Fuck you."

OK.

"Fuck you."

Is that all?

"Fuck you."

Well all right then.

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acheron:

oh good, good your betrothed is alive...(i was worried i resembled someone dead or ...i dunno, traumatizing) and whyyyy oh god whyyyy is your betrothed in minneapolis? and how am i like her?

Oct 28, 2003

studentochaos:

I see you make a funny post. I come here to compliment. I find much chaos. Your journal is like ten conversations all at once none really having to do with your post. How excellent can you get? Answer: Fuck the boa up its skanky little ass!

Oct 29, 2003

So much to say, so little space to say it in.

I guess my song will go unsung forever.

BOO FUCKING HOO

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acheron:

meeeow indeed! but youuu are far away and not very possible to strip for. that entry was me needing to outlet some of the hormonalness going on for me.

Oct 22, 2003

madigan:

Re: Lots n' lots of words thingy

Thank you. I done got learned. That thar's an awful lot of writtin' you hafta do, boy. Better git to it.

:sped:

After the Rasputina escapade of rude + scary kids with badly applied make-up, I'm looking forward to the mass of hippies and raging bull-dykes I will encounter at the Ani DiFranco show. I'll fit right in with my Patchouly oil.

p.s. tell Sicily she forgot her Scooby Doo lunch box in the 'tard class -- and that it was filled with a foul pea-like substance.

Oct 22, 2003

What if I used this space to tell you about all the boring stuff I did today?

What if I used it to spread vicious rumors?

What if I kicked your fucking ass?

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amitabha:

I do the same thing. I'm all for that group.

Oct 20, 2003

grendel_kin:

nevermind what you do with this space.....the real question is what are you doing with big bird's flaccid prick wrapped around your head?

have you fallen so far since i last visited?

and can we blame the bush administration?

.......these are questions that need answering.

from a friend with no killer spoon waiting behind his back,
grendel

Oct 20, 2003

To those of you who ate one or zero meals a day this weekend;

To those of you who slept less than five hours a night this weekend;

To those of you who took over-the-counter drugs for recreation this weekend;

To those of you who didn't have sex but masturbated at least four times this weekend;

To those of you who had a five-hour phone...
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madigan:

No worries, dear boy. There are plenty of girl-fish in the sea of public transportation.

My goodness. Is that some sort of paranormal backwoods redneck family tree you and your future bride have going? Nothing like strong imbreeding roots! Rest easy, your children will be adorable little mongols.

Cluck.

My eyelids are threatening to close. I am utterly boring tonight.

Oct 16, 2003

juliana:

i have no idea why jia left. that's a little upsetting, considering sg's get lifetime membership. did she say anything before she took off?? damn.

... you like the smell of your WHAT? after HOW many days?

... oh, okay. i just thought i heard you wrong, that's all. it's perfectly normal to revel in one's own stench after 3 days' descent (no pun intended) into filthdom. really quite normal.

i beg to differ, you're cool enough for paris. just think of all the OTHER 3-day armpits you could be mesmerized by! and there they don't shave, so all the better.

Oct 16, 2003

Here's me being a cheerleader:

Gimme a P!

Gimme a U!

Gimme a K!

Gimme a E!

What's that spell?

That was cathartic.

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flick:

Catharsis is awesome... I want to go to the edge of a cliff and howl at the moon, now that is cathartic

and thanks so much for the birthday wishes, I really don't feel 30... I guess it is just a number.

Oct 10, 2003

juliana:

Paris, with my sister. That would rock. I have all sorts of fantasies about how cool and chic we'd be...

Great question, btw. What about you? Where would you like to live, outside of..., uhm, Eritrea?

Funny how I don't have as many Guinness stories as I thought I'd have, upon returning home. I'm a huge fan of Harp shandies, though. (Pussy drink, I know, so fuck me) All I really remember from those nights out on the piss is the sight of all those empty glasses/bottles/containers strewn across tables and tables...

I was always duly impressed by the end of the night. Wish I had taken pics of it. But I'm sure there will be other opportunities.

My "family" as I call them, live in good old Derry countryside. I woke up to cows nearly every other morning, outside my bedroom window. I loved it, every second...

but I was glad to return. I consider SF to be my real home.

Und Du?

Oct 10, 2003

i'm going to bed early so FUCK YINZ.

but first, my offering for journal poetry day.

felcher's alchemy,
featherlips on nether star;
ejac transmuted.

please, hold your applause until the end.

ANNOUNCEMENT:
i am in LOVE

which feels kind of dorky to say

but i don't care.

p.s. fuck emoticons.
p.p.s. FUCK YINZ, again! BOOM!

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madigan:

I'm about 4-6 hours from LA depending on speed and traffic. My initial choice to live will always be San Francisco but I hear Portland is beautiful and a great place. I'm definitely willing to give it a go.

I need a shower.

Later gator

Oct 8, 2003

acheron:

no, there is something to be said for a boy who wants to wait til he's got it together...

i wish he'd talk to me more about what's up with him though...because i don't actually KNOW that he wants to pounce me...he may just be stringing me along.

Oct 8, 2003

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