Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing a man who has loved, a man who has hated, a man who has known utter despair, a man who knows how good it is to be alive, a man who intends to make good on a commitment to good times, here he is . . .
camalot:
Dude...we're waiting...WHO is he? 
triptick:
Ah shucks, don't want to spoil the anticipation