A frat boy just tried to tell me that he is better than masturbation and that his oral sex is better than a girl's. what the fuck, man. and he's so smart he makes everyone else smarter and that means people are evolving. holy shit. fuck that. i need another 40 oz margarita to listen to that shit. 
paolodesade:
His oral sex is better than a girl's...That could actually be a funny line in the right circumstance 