My head feels like my brain has grown 30% since last night, and as a result my brain keeps pushing against my skull with such force that I think it might break.
I'm drinking pellegrino water straight from the bottle. Unfortunately it is warm.
A UPS guy came this morning with a package for my neighbor. I accepted it and went inside only to realize the UPS guy may have seen my nipple.
I decided to go dancing last night, but the thought of standing up and moving around quickly was unappealing.
I drank far too much. My taxi driver asked me for my phone number.
I'm drinking pellegrino water straight from the bottle. Unfortunately it is warm.
A UPS guy came this morning with a package for my neighbor. I accepted it and went inside only to realize the UPS guy may have seen my nipple.
I decided to go dancing last night, but the thought of standing up and moving around quickly was unappealing.
I drank far too much. My taxi driver asked me for my phone number.
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Not that is matters much, after last week's debacle I'd say we're pretty much out of the playoffs.
wish my weekend was more exciting. although i once flashed the postie...