This weekend has been rather hectic.
I apologise to all who attended the Portsmouth "mini-meet" on Friday as I was having girly problems (as in problems with a certain girl, that and I was pre-menstrual) and I was very pissed off. Quackers tried to talk sense to me, but it wasn't happening. Everyone taking the piss out of my small ears didn't help either
(not really, it could've been worse). We met a random chav in the JDs toilet who suggest the pointlessness of washing your hands after urination, he made some good points (such as we handle money which is filthy) but lost me when he suggested that he "fucks slags" without a condom, "doesn't matter if I get chlamydia".
Me and Quackers tried to say goodbye to y'all but you ran away too fast.
Last night I went out with said girl, and some friends and sorted everything out. We went out for Jo's birthday, and met in Walkabout. Walkabout is good because you can get vodka & red bull for 1.50, Walkabout is bad because you can get vodka & red bull for 1.50. Walkabout is also good as the "freshen up" guy in the gents is highly amusing, especially when you've had a few.
Jo wanted to go to Liquid, and about five of us didn't. Krispie had the job of telling her that we were going to Route instead. The messenger was then shot. He got some very nasty text messages, although it seems the rest of us have escaped a dressing down from Jo.
Some of the highlights of the night in Route included:
I apologise to all who attended the Portsmouth "mini-meet" on Friday as I was having girly problems (as in problems with a certain girl, that and I was pre-menstrual) and I was very pissed off. Quackers tried to talk sense to me, but it wasn't happening. Everyone taking the piss out of my small ears didn't help either
(not really, it could've been worse). We met a random chav in the JDs toilet who suggest the pointlessness of washing your hands after urination, he made some good points (such as we handle money which is filthy) but lost me when he suggested that he "fucks slags" without a condom, "doesn't matter if I get chlamydia".
Me and Quackers tried to say goodbye to y'all but you ran away too fast.
Last night I went out with said girl, and some friends and sorted everything out. We went out for Jo's birthday, and met in Walkabout. Walkabout is good because you can get vodka & red bull for 1.50, Walkabout is bad because you can get vodka & red bull for 1.50. Walkabout is also good as the "freshen up" guy in the gents is highly amusing, especially when you've had a few.
Jo wanted to go to Liquid, and about five of us didn't. Krispie had the job of telling her that we were going to Route instead. The messenger was then shot. He got some very nasty text messages, although it seems the rest of us have escaped a dressing down from Jo.
Some of the highlights of the night in Route included:
- kissing said girl a lot
- lots of random women making eyes at me because I had a girl on my arm - where were these women when I was on my own? (I am aware that having a girl with you makes you more attractive to the opposite sex)
- bitching about people who were dressed badly
- bitching about people who were fat and in my way constantly
- forging a path through lots of fatties in a quest to get to the bar every so often
- tearing off the labels of my Peroni bottles to keep count, only for people to clean them up
- dancing briefly, and badly
- krispie trying to make a chest wig out of Emma's parka hood
- a guy
into the urinals while also pissing, which amused me for some reason I haven't quite worked out yet - meeting some people I play football with and people I used to go to school with
At this moment I am very happy.
rdpixie:
The only reason anyone mentioned your ears was cause Quackers went to me - look at Toms ears and then I was all like awww! So blame him he was the one brough attention! I'm glad you are in better form now! Are you stayin in Pompey or are you leaving on the next month?
mark_plus_beer:
it took me like 30 minutes to buy drinks in spoons so i think i only came back when the ear jokes began