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The life of Tom
A lot has happened over the last few weeks (almost every blog post starts with these nine words).

I have become quite annoyed as I can only see my gf twice a week due to her working in a bakery all the damn time.

I have become quite annoyed because I get no free cookies from said bakery. I get no...
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quackers:
You must have started work by now surely ... how's it going? See you Wednesday. Please let the hair be long and fluffy for graduation !
quackers:
I'd like to welcome you, my first passenger, on board Quackers Cruises. Today we are travelling all the way up shit creek and there is every possibility that unless someone helps the captain hold the paddle it will be lost half way up the creek.

It very much looks like I will be spending Christmas alone.

We will have to meet up at some point, smoke cigars, get the slippers out and have much sarcastic banter. Followed by dodgy porn.

Good to hear from you by the way.

Drop me an email if you get a minute, jamie dot akers at tikit dot com
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A hell of a lot has happened over the past week and a bit.

I have finished uni, with my two exams on Thursday and Friday going OK (I hope)
We went on an epic night out last night to celebrate this fact. There were about a dozen of us who went to Sante Fe for a meal, and then we went to Tiger, Tiger...
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nnubeh:
emma went to meet her boy type after the meal, he'd been watching a film or was going to watch a film, i couldn't work out which.

your lady seems nice. well done mr tom. wink
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This weekend has been rather hectic.

I apologise to all who attended the Portsmouth "mini-meet" on Friday as I was having girly problems (as in problems with a certain girl, that and I was pre-menstrual) and I was very pissed off. Quackers tried to talk sense to me, but it wasn't happening. Everyone taking the piss out of my small ears didn't help either mad (not...
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rdpixie:
The only reason anyone mentioned your ears was cause Quackers went to me - look at Toms ears and then I was all like awww! So blame him he was the one brough attention! I'm glad you are in better form now! Are you stayin in Pompey or are you leaving on the next month?
mark_plus_beer:
it took me like 30 minutes to buy drinks in spoons so i think i only came back when the ear jokes began
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*I haven't blogged in ages, as I have been busy with assignments and revision.*

I feel really motivated at the moment, when I turned 21 I made a list of 5 things I wanted to achieve this year and all of these goals look like they will be reached soon enough, with a bit more work and effort. I feel that for once in my...
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rdpixie:
Yeah just for one!
quackers:
I just wanted a rant against the Union. True I could have bought a ticket months ago, but hell I'm graduating. Shouldn't there at least be enough so if I wanted to go I could ?

You better be there on Friday otherwise I will commandeer Nnubeh's car, drive up to Waterlooville and drag you kicking and screaming to JD's.
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In the last week I have.......

☼ Handed in my dissertation
☼ Gone to two separate beaches on consecutive days
☼ Changed my skin from a pale white colour, to a slightly off-white tint. I still look like a heroin addict, so all is not lost.
☼ Listened to my Sam Cooke CD lots and lots of times. It makes me feel happy.
☼ Discovered...
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nnubeh:
you weren't going to anyway. tongue

just for reference the best bit was pretty good. wink

i'm putting something in your ear when i next see you. but i'm not telling you what it is.
nnubeh:
tbh that'd probably be a marked improvement.
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My SG blog is cursed.

I remember a while back when I wrote about a 'young lady being in my life to stop me from being lonely' on my blog, this young lady then promptly dumped me.

I wrote about getting a house in Winchester yesterday, and it looks like thats gone the way of the pear also. You know those people who live with...
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nnubeh:
i think it's quite likely that wherever i work i will have to drive. tongue
quackers:
With your boyish good looks, car and bachelor pad you'll pull in no time...
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Lessons in life.

Do Not.

#1. Deal with the Carphone Warehouse in any capacity.
#2. Deal with O2 in any capacity.
#3. Shout angrily down the phone at people paid less than nothing because O2 tariffs are ridiculously stupid. The person at the end of the phone does not make up the rules.
#4. Make any changes to your mobile account, as these take 1...
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nnubeh:
you're not skinny. you fat bastard.
quackers:
Very appropriate and tasteful groups.

Beware of the skinny group though ... they like people with a negative weight.

I'm guessing you didn't manage to get your phone sorted out?
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The world is a strange and wonderful place.

On Monday night I managed to be in the same pub as quackers for about 3 hours and not see him. How? Rdpixie was also there, but I don't know her so I have an excuse tongue

I was out with my old group of friends, I have known all of them for ten or so years, and...
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quackers:
What amuses me is that when it was slow at least it worked in the end. Now they've fixed the speed they seem to have broken nearly all the functionality.

The comment counter at the top doesn't work properly
Can't comment on sets
Can't view comments on sets
Can't view comments on blogs (without hitting Read More, then View Comments)
Can't view your own comments
Can't view your own groups
Can't see other people comments even if public
Can't access your own photos
Can't see other people's photos
On the rare occasions you can see a comment you can't edit it
Editing a blog entry causes the system to hang
Can't complete the free tour before you signup to SG (it 404's)

All obviously minor "niggles". Nothing serious...

You know I'm on MSN yes?
nnubeh:
yes, please assess my driving. wink so long as you don't apply the 'parking' break for me when you think it should be in you're better than jamie.
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I haven't written anything interesting in my blog for a while now, and I don't plan on rectifying that today.

Today, a stupid bee decided to rest on the doormat, this stupid bee nearly got squashed. Luckily for him he knew my shoe was approaching and made a buzzy sound - to me it sounded a bit like 'help', but I'm not fluent in 'bee-speak'....
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nnubeh:
ok. half dead bee...
quackers:
"Please do not question my sanity" ...

I believe that we gave up on that question a long time. I decided once and for all that you are insane earlier today, courtesy of this ebay listing and of course this little ebay gem.

Kevin & Perry ... Cheeky Girls ?! You better have some answers. And quickly...
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iPod iNcident

Yesterday Chris showed off his new Zune, which led me to list the similarities/differences between that and an iPod and also complain about how often my iPod fucks up.

I am listening to my iPod at the moment, have been for a while and it has yet to put a foot wrong. It is even running faster than normal. I think it is...
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nnubeh:
yes, it's because you're amazingly cool. in fact i'm scared to walk in your shadow... surreal
quackers:
You want the Zune. You know you do.

There was one on eBay last night for 99 plus P&P.

Good luck with your band ... no doubt I will come see at some point biggrin
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I haven't blogged for a while, so here goes...

A lot has happened in the past week, I have learned a lot about how utterly incomprehensible women are, and also how brilliant they can occasionally be.

Abridged version......Last week it was decided that we would go round John's house. I thought I'd be sensible, and not drink. I thought I'd be foolish and still play...
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quackers:
He may have been standing sideways. In which case you wouldn't have seen him naked.

Unless of course...
nnubeh:
damnit, dd i miss seeing your enormous member. this must be rectified at the next singstar/wii party...