toiletooth

actually my new plan is to not smoke
not fuck at all
but fuck maybe a little?
but not get mixed up with chicks
just guys
guys who look like they don't like guys
and they really don't like guys that way
cos they're my friends!
why does everything always have to involve sex, you assholes?
anyways,
i want to work lots and save my money and get laid!
but not just some mediocre bar chick hoochie in a gucci hoodie! named suzy!
fuck her!
i'm talking about some form fitted perfectly impossible super freak named like beatrice or entomologiSuzy.

shut up!



fucking shut up!