toiletooth

i'm sick of the ninja story.

7. The Way of The Ninja.
Terrible circumstances surround The One before the choice is made. Ninja are not children who's fathers were Ninja before them. It is often revenge, following a series of unfortunate events, that preconcieves such notions to become children of the night. At which point, literature of said lifestyles take precedent. After a period of commonly one to two years, hopeful...
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6.
The Ninja knows, that the most vulnerable state is that which passes directly after bathing. Yet, to let one's temple go to ruin would inadvertantly bring not only physical vulnerability, but mental as well. To lay on one's back in hopes of an old-dog-scratch while synanamously attempting to hide away as the turtle would is backwards action. The turtle dies slowly on its back,...
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i put up some new pics for you.
sometimes i want to erase me from your mind.

got my license back. my step dad put my car in the shop and his mechanic fixed everything putneer.
rad. turkey day. went well. but man those christians don't like it when you say
"now that's some doo-doo-Doctrine!"
hahahaha.

went well though, only fought with my mom once. and my sister punched me in the ribs.
she's really mean sometimes. fucking crabby lady but...
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5. To go in to great detail about any tactic you've mastered is foolish. And never dispute an ignorant claim. When doing your business in the village, never be seen arguing with an idiot, because, if a wise man would pass at that moment, he would not be able to ascertain which was which. Don't spill the medicine.

4. Loneliness runs synanamous with pain through a ravine called life. The way of the ninja is not only solitary, but hidden from life, similar to scatter bugs on the undersides of rocks only a child would lift. Yet curiousity does not unveil ninjas, it kills kitties. Ninjas have nothing against cats.

Hello Sir/Madam,
I've gotten into a lot of trouble. I had a suspended and revoked liscense. I got "unsuspended" and put on a payment plan for my fines/tickets, and I came downtown St. Paul to show proof of insurance and Faxed my SR-22 as well. Also, I had downtown Minneapolis Violations Bureau fax you guys my payment plan info (#39184) in hopes to expediate this...
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3. Now that worries and sherbert are out of the way, let us untangle the thwarted threshold of variants pertaining to the ninja. The ninja way is to not be seen. To not be seen is to not be heard. To not be seen, nor heard, is to not be a chubby individual. And also to not wear a large keyring full of janitor's keys....
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2. For two years now, he has hunted the head of one Pablo Creuse, only son under the cloud of Elder Steppenwolf, head of the Tooty Fruity Clan. Hired at the hand of Mountain Don't's most conquerous cavemen, the Chubby Ninja desired not to dissapoint. It was not always this way. There was a time where he brought back the skulls of any marks within...
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1.
He jumps over the small foothill still there from his childhood, suprised even with his adult ninja weight, it did not collapse. He knows what else he thinks of, the death of his lonely crusade, and his deadication to perfecting effectiveness. Also, to weigh less than 350 pounds, its not too ninja to be fat, you know...

if there's one thing i know, its that i'm clueless when it comes to interpretive dance pieces. it helps if the dancers are women and almost naked. or naked. but that's another kind of dancing. i don't know if its really dancing at all. i went and saw my friends perform a multimedia video/soundscape/interpretive dance piece tonight. i ran for the door the second intermission...
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