sung to the tune of My Favorite Things....
Tenders and Vittles
and shit flavored skittles
bedspreads with pringles
incessant dick dribbles
your face all evil
and treating me mean
i don't need you
i'll keep masterbating.
overflowed ashtrays
and still drinking coffee
staring at monitors
making me nautious
my world of headphones
and cysts in my cheek
i don't need you
i'll keep masterbating.
when the door slams
on my left hand
and the phone never rings.
i simply pop pimples
and don't need a thing.
i don't need you
when i'm masterbating.
(i'm writing a new song.)
Tenders and Vittles
and shit flavored skittles
bedspreads with pringles
incessant dick dribbles
your face all evil
and treating me mean
i don't need you
i'll keep masterbating.
overflowed ashtrays
and still drinking coffee
staring at monitors
making me nautious
my world of headphones
and cysts in my cheek
i don't need you
i'll keep masterbating.
when the door slams
on my left hand
and the phone never rings.
i simply pop pimples
and don't need a thing.
i don't need you
when i'm masterbating.
(i'm writing a new song.)
isetfires:
whats up fuk-tooth. glad to have you back. big sloppy kisses in your ass. 