tjaden

A panda walks into a cafe. The panda orders a sandwich, eats it and then fires a gun into the air. On his way out, he tosses a badly punctuated wildlife manual at the confused bartender and directs him to the entry marked "Panda."

Whereupon the bartender reads: Panda. Large black-and-white bearlike mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.



god i love being a geek