Oh my god, so much has happened in the last two weeks. I had my birthday on the 17th but I celebrated it on the 12th. It was awesome. Goood times had by all! I'm also engaged. I'm getting married fuckers!!! It's insane! btw, it's a secret, so if you know me, don't advertize it on my facebook or anything. We're getting hitched in febrary...
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fitzee:
Congrats.
I'm getting tattooed today!!! Woo hoo!
I'll add pics once it's done.
I'll add pics once it's done.
ivonne:
what are you getting??
robotrogue:
If you do the bush project, can i be the cameraman? 
Warning....this week just gets worse!
I went out with some friends last night and my girlfriend sat on my lap and ended up spraining my ankle. Fyi she's not fat, my foot was just turned funny. It's sprained in three places and I can't walk. I love my life!
What next God? You gonna smite me now? Do your worst, I dare ya!
Okay, maybe...
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I went out with some friends last night and my girlfriend sat on my lap and ended up spraining my ankle. Fyi she's not fat, my foot was just turned funny. It's sprained in three places and I can't walk. I love my life!
What next God? You gonna smite me now? Do your worst, I dare ya!
Okay, maybe...
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weston:
Hope your ankle is better soon!
zenfish:
Hope you get better soon.
God fuckin' hates me. Just because I told him that his son was a zombie. He did rise from the dead, so technically, it's true.
Anyways, I'm sure you've all read my whiny post and now I'm going to post an even whinier one.
I had left my car downtown in my friends underground parking lot because I had been drinking. I came back today...
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Anyways, I'm sure you've all read my whiny post and now I'm going to post an even whinier one.
I had left my car downtown in my friends underground parking lot because I had been drinking. I came back today...
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Man, sometimes life just sucks balls.
I was assaulted at work again (for the fourth fuckin' time) and am pretty pissed off about that.
On top of that, I'm confused about men. Why is it always me making the effort and when I stop trying to maintain contact they go weeks without a word. Why can't I just find someone who tells me they like...
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I was assaulted at work again (for the fourth fuckin' time) and am pretty pissed off about that.
On top of that, I'm confused about men. Why is it always me making the effort and when I stop trying to maintain contact they go weeks without a word. Why can't I just find someone who tells me they like...
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oracle:
assaulted???
hato:
wow...lot going on - bullet time
* very true, sometimes it does. they say without the low you wouldn't know what the high was. maybe true but i still feel your pain
* 4 times is ridiculous. once is uncalled for. have you actually told your boss or have you been quiet about it up this point?
* i'll be honest, in it's own sort of retarded logic, some of the guys may just think you are mad and want to dodge conflict like the plague. now again "retarded logic". other side of coin is it could be because they're lame and dont want a legit relationship. what you want is not too much ask, the fact you know what it is you're looking for should help. just don't settle nor waste time on those not worth it
* yay for ink
* i really hope the month does pick up, good news is decembers a few days a way and you can chalk up a clean start. cheer ups
* very true, sometimes it does. they say without the low you wouldn't know what the high was. maybe true but i still feel your pain
* 4 times is ridiculous. once is uncalled for. have you actually told your boss or have you been quiet about it up this point?
* i'll be honest, in it's own sort of retarded logic, some of the guys may just think you are mad and want to dodge conflict like the plague. now again "retarded logic". other side of coin is it could be because they're lame and dont want a legit relationship. what you want is not too much ask, the fact you know what it is you're looking for should help. just don't settle nor waste time on those not worth it
* yay for ink
* i really hope the month does pick up, good news is decembers a few days a way and you can chalk up a clean start. cheer ups
Me: Ahhharrrg!
Friend: What happened now?
Me: I just stabbed myself in the lip with my poppy.
Friend: How the fuck did you manage that?
Me: I didn't have enough hands. I was holding the poppy, my coffee and I needed to put my wallet back into my purse. So I stuck the poppy in my mouth.
Friend: Did it ever occur to you to...
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Friend: What happened now?
Me: I just stabbed myself in the lip with my poppy.
Friend: How the fuck did you manage that?
Me: I didn't have enough hands. I was holding the poppy, my coffee and I needed to put my wallet back into my purse. So I stuck the poppy in my mouth.
Friend: Did it ever occur to you to...
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rickroyal:
Yowch.
Nothing quite works for me like found conversation. A little glimpse where I fill in all the other details.
Nothing quite works for me like found conversation. A little glimpse where I fill in all the other details.
robotrogue:
Aw, hopefully youre ok
I am just like cinderella...except for the blonde hair, the evil stepmother, the evil stepsisters, the prince charming, the ball, the gowns, the fairy godmother....but aside from that, I'm just like her.
The other day I did the dreaded clothing exchange with my ex. If you haven't been through this, it's the part of the relationship where we break up, vow never to speak to...
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The other day I did the dreaded clothing exchange with my ex. If you haven't been through this, it's the part of the relationship where we break up, vow never to speak to...
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robotrogue:
At least you know the shoe didnt escape your apartment and make a run for it, only for you to catch it in the act on the street
And as for the cats peeing on his underwear... thats just straight up awesome.
And as for the cats peeing on his underwear... thats just straight up awesome.
After watching the video again, I have decided to delete it. It's really not the best quality and I'd like to make one that looks a little better. Thanks for your support and feedback.
I was out at the grocery store today, dressed completely normal. But of course my hair is pink and purple, I have my piercings and tattoos. In the parking lot a...
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I was out at the grocery store today, dressed completely normal. But of course my hair is pink and purple, I have my piercings and tattoos. In the parking lot a...
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lylee:
BAHAHAA you are so cute!
I did it!! I made another video and posted it online! Yeah, me!!! I also re-dyed my hair purple but you should check out my video because I'm naked and hot!!!!
mikeyoung1:
You look awesome..Get a set in!