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So I've always been artistic. I got in trouble constantly for drawing in class (which is retarded because I usually kept the highest grades in class, so you'd think the teacher would fuck off). I always wanted to tattoo, so badly even that I started getting my friends drunk enough that they'd let me "tattoo" them when I was 13 with a home made machine....
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After weeks of deliberation, many sleepless nights and untold hours of scouring my psyche for a reasonable outcome to a heavy weighing question, I've decided that if I had to be any cartoon character, I'd be Felix the cat. Truthfully I'd rather be Darkwing Duck but Felix's bag of tricks is truly god-like. I want that fucking bag.