I've decided to do a bit of @bloghomework , not because I think anybody really cares (face it, I don't have boobs) but because I'm laying in bed and I'm bored. Without further ado, My First Kiss.

@missy @lyxzen @rambo I think those are the proper tags, but if I'm wrong...oh fucking well.

My first kiss was fairly late in...
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lyamoon:
I loved reading your story... Keep on writing blogs and SG homeworks ! We love you, even if you don't have boobs :p
timjimmy:
@lyamoon thanks for reading!  I'll take a look and see what other subjects catch my eye.

I'm turning 25 today and I feel like that number should be significant. It's totally not, though.

Anyway, here's my brother's way of saying happy birthday. ^^^

If only I'd been born 30 years earlier!

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superbabzy:
Happy birthday! You have a good one
timjimmy:
Much appreciated,  @superbabzy

I won a magical contest (in which I was the only contestant) on his thread, so @zhimpaint did a drawing of me, 40's style. Not only is he an excellent artist, but a rather witty one, at that.

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tbars:
That's awesome. I wanted to pay him to draw me, alas he doesn't do commission work....
timjimmy:
@tbars I guess just keep an eye on that thread!

George R. R. Martin, quit fucking around and publish Winds of Winter already! Book five ended with entirely too many cliffhangers. While you're at it, publish book seven, too!

I need more Khaleesi. And the north needs to stop getting it's ass kicked.

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timjimmy:
@wizard0 I'm not entirely certain what authors/books you're referring to, but yes haha 
wizard0:
Robert Jordan did the Wheel of Time series.  Truly excellent books, but he died, leaving another author to finish the story using his notes.  Still good, but not the same.

So. This is @lezalush and she is wearing my favorite kind of undies. I've loved them for years, but I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CALLED. Someone help me.


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tbars:
Love them too. Make every butt look divine
timjimmy:
@tbars we are in agreement. 

Life, in general.

Work.

Some random fucking stranger.

My love life.

I'm just hoping for a quick recovery.


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timjimmy:
One can hope!
johnnyrogue:
Lmaooooooo