I totally love being stood up. Especially when I drive an hour each way so as not to inconvenience her, look like an idiot in a fancy restaurant waiting for a date to never arrive, and spend a bunch of money on tickets to a show. At least I looked good as fuck.

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user8992:
Bitches be crazy lol.. 😜
timjimmy:
@user8992, hey, you said it, not me haha
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Merry Christmas, you filthy animals! Star Wars undies and a Loch Ness monster ladle haha

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timjimmy:
@gaiah, thanks haha but I'm a moderator in Ass Appreciation so I've been spending the last couple hours consolidating smaller, redundant threads into larger ones, and the I Want Ass Holes, Dammit! thread was too big, so I opened a new one that will become active at New Year's.  Thanks, though!  I'm definitely a group member in Anal Sex already haha
gaiah:
Hahah okay! Got it. (:
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I've had a bit of a blogging hiatus, so I'm going to do a couple of old blogs (and not necessarily in order).

8/14: Review the last movie you watched. Well, I'm going to do both a movie and a TV show. The last movie I watched was Get Hard, with Will Ferrell. While it was entertaining enough, I guess I...
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