I can't send pictures in a private message because I'll obviously send unsolicited dick pics, but here it is, @pulp.

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tbars:
@timjimmy that's ok I'll live haha. Didn't we used to be able to? I thought I remembered picture options in the old SG layout
timjimmy:
@tbars I believe women can send pictures but not men.  I could be wrong, though. 

Some of you know and some of you may not, but I happen to be a Soldier. This piece is something that I wrote a few months after returning from my first tour in Afghanistan. It was a very difficult time for me, dealing with losses and having a hard time readjusting to things. To me, my depression seems to show through the words very...
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prettyzombie:
Why dont you try this site? https://www.getinkspired.com/you can publish your stories for free, upload photographs, like a visual story. Im not sure if you get paid for this, but anyways it could be interesting.
timjimmy:
@prettyzombie thanks, I'll check it out!
People tell me I'm a halfway decent writer, and although I'm inclined to believe them, I have a little bit of a problem. You see, as halfway decent as my writing ability may be, my creative ability is sadly nonexistent. I can write for days as long as I don't have to use my (lack of)imagination and come up with a...
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angela14:
Oh my god!💩💩 that was just brutal! It was like a sick fascination, in which I couldn't tear myself away from reading even though I was holding my breath for you🙈🙈 imagining your flailing arms and bruised ego. Yikes, you've got balls to continue a job like that for as long as you did
timjimmy:
@angela14 I'm glad you enjoyed it haha it was definitely a character building job. 
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eminence_:
@timjimmy haha well a butt is all I have going for me lol. I wasn't blessed with a chest :P
timjimmy:
@eminence_ butts are MUCH more important!  I like your boobies, anyway; you have very pretty nips haha 

@selinia got my ass, so here's a tired, creepy selfie.

Now I nominate @azrea @pulp @lyamoon @cigno and @yugen.

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cigno:
handsome <3
timjimmy:
@cigno stop telling lies haha 

What do I collect? @rambo & @missy

Like most people in America, growing up I had the Beanie Baby and Lego collevtions, G. I. Joes, Star Wars and Hot Wheels. I even had a phase for Briar Horses, but that ended pretty quickly as being the youngest in my family meant that my horse was always the "bad guy" and wound up broken. The only thing...
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cicero:
addiction 
timjimmy:
@cicero yes!  They're so amazing!  I think I need to limit myself as to how many I can buy every month haha 

I want to take a few minutes to show off two of my absolute favorite Suicide Girls ever. Not only are they both ridiculously hot and sexy, their sets were all very creative, original and fun. They've both been gone from the site for years, but without further ado I give you...

@binx

And @ember

If you're curious what is happening in this
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@rambo and @missy

Several very different things come to mind when I consider this question. The first, and most ridiculous and irrational, is my fear of snakes. I've always hated and been terrified of snakes. Not in a shriek-like-a-fourteen-year-old-girl-and-take-off-running kind of way, but in a way that makes my stomach clench into a knot, my heart rate increase and send me searching for the...
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timjimmy:
Thanks for reading, @lyamoon!
lyamoon:
My pleasure 😊

I've decided to do a bit of @bloghomework , not because I think anybody really cares (face it, I don't have boobs) but because I'm laying in bed and I'm bored. Without further ado, My First Kiss.

@missy @lyxzen @rambo I think those are the proper tags, but if I'm wrong...oh fucking well.

My first kiss was fairly late in...
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angela14:
This was amazing😊😊 I loved every second reading this! My first real kiss was less then fireworks and goosebumps but I was so able to relive my first kiss that really meant something💜 you have a true knack for telling stories/memories!
timjimmy:
@angela14 thanks, doll!  You should write about yours, too.  I've been meaning to write another blog about a memory of mine, but I've been having a case of laziness.  It would be more humorous and less meaningful than this.  Maybe tomorrow.