i may get to hang with jack black at some point next year.
that would be shit hot-t-t.
anyway, today is silly. my boss has given me a stupid nick name and most of the day we have been pretending we are in a sitcom.
other boss has invited me to some fancy pants all you can drink thing to thank me for getting him the 75000 grant, but what i really want is for him to pay be back the fucken 36 pints of beer he has owed me since september! the cunt.
my cousin, who i love very much, gave me scabies last week, and a terrible bruise, and now, she has borrowed 150 off me. god damn. im broke, beaten, and have been playing cheaphotelonoutskirtsoftown to ugly mating bugs under my skin.
actually, m not too sure about the latter.
but god damn it was dash cunning of her if she did. now im going to have to give her something 10 times worse as payback. like cancer. or early onset of altzhiemers or something.
that would be shit hot-t-t.
anyway, today is silly. my boss has given me a stupid nick name and most of the day we have been pretending we are in a sitcom.
other boss has invited me to some fancy pants all you can drink thing to thank me for getting him the 75000 grant, but what i really want is for him to pay be back the fucken 36 pints of beer he has owed me since september! the cunt.
my cousin, who i love very much, gave me scabies last week, and a terrible bruise, and now, she has borrowed 150 off me. god damn. im broke, beaten, and have been playing cheaphotelonoutskirtsoftown to ugly mating bugs under my skin.
actually, m not too sure about the latter.
but god damn it was dash cunning of her if she did. now im going to have to give her something 10 times worse as payback. like cancer. or early onset of altzhiemers or something.
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so i shall just compliment you on the fact your journal is always very funny and classy.
now, how come you get to meet jack black?